Welcome to the Front Porch Gaming Guild, an informal role-playing game club that was founded on the Suttons' front porch in Horseheads, New York, in the summer of 1988. Today, the Front Porch players live all across America.
Virtual Front Porch Pages
Sunday, December 26, 2021
Defense of Vigilus
Monday, December 20, 2021
It's a Sanguinala Miracle!
Thursday, December 9, 2021
Halfway to History
- At 5-0-3, the Victorias are solidly in first place, and their eight-game unbeaten streak is two shy of the league record. They're first in goals per game and goals against per game, and second in power-play percentage and penalty-killing percentage. My favorite stat, however, is that the Vics' goal differential of +13 is 14 better than the next-best team; that's right, every other team in the league has a negative goal differential right now. For what it's worth, the Bulldogs and Comets would also reach the postseason if the playoff started today, but it looks very much like the Vics will obliterate the competition en route to their third cup and first since they won back-to-back titles in Seasons 1 and 2.
- A major contributor to the Vics' success is rookie winger Newsy Lalonde (5 G, 9 A, +5). He's tied for second in the league in points (with last year's Forward MVP, Barney Stanley) and just two points behind league leader and teammate Cyclone Taylor. Lalonde has been magnificent, but he's far from a guarantee to win Rookie of the Year, as Comets pivot Dick Irvin (5 G, 7 A, -3) is right on his heels.
- Two-time Forward MVP Frank McGee is off to a scorching start for the Comets. He shifted from center to left wing this season to accommodate the arrival of rookie center Irvin, and any fears of a learning curve for his new position were clearly unfounded. With ten goals in eight games, he's on pace to break his own single-season record of 18 goals. Along the way, McGee has also passed Cyclone Taylor as the league's all-time leader in goals scored. At this writing, he's sitting on 68 career goals, three ahead of star rover Taylor.
Sunday, December 5, 2021
Welcome, Bud!
Level Up!
Friday, November 26, 2021
Into the City We Go!
Wednesday, November 24, 2021
Ready Or Not, Ulfenkarn, Here We Come!
With a couple of days off coming up, now's the time for us to jump into Cursed City. Sadly, I'm not well prepared; I've painted four of the eight playable heroes -- just barely enough to field a full party -- and I've only skimmed the rulebook. The game mechanics are similar enough to Blackstone Fortress that I think the boys and I should pick it up quickly, but there are a number of small differences that may well cause confusion. Even so, I'm excited to get started after carting this game all the way back to Nevada from Millennium Games. Expect to see regular updates on our progress as we attempt to eradicate the scourge of the undead from the shadowy streets of Ulfenkarn!
Friday, November 12, 2021
Season 6 Is Underway!
- The Bulldogs (3-1-0) and Victorias (2-0-2) sit atop the league standings after both missed the playoffs last season. The Dogs have allowed as many goals as they've scored, so they owe a bit of their success to Lady Luck; the Vics, on the other hand, sport a league-best +6 goal differential.
- The Thistles may be in the cellar (1-3-0), but their top line of Dan Bain (2 G, 6 A), Alf Smith (3 G, 4 A), and Tommy Phillips (2 G, 5 A) has been the hottest in the league.
- This year's freshman class has taken the league by storm. We might well have two rookies -- the Comets' Dick Irvin and the Vics' Newsy Lalonde -- finish in the league's top ten in scoring. For context, no rookie has ever finished among the top ten point producers.
- The Millionaires (1-2-1), the reigning Creighton Cup champions, are scuffling a bit despite fan-favorite winger Jimmy Gardner's league-leading five goals and last year's Forward MVP, Barney Stanley, creditably defending his trophy. No doubt the Millies would be higher up in the standings if not for the goonery of winger Billy Gilmour, whom the team acquired prior to the start of the season. In both of the Millies' losses to date, Gilmour has taken a boneheaded penalty late in the third period, and in both cases it resulted in a power play goal for the other team. Gilmour has quickly become the team's resident goat, and he'll undoubtedly be left unprotected in the expansion draft coming up after the season ends.
Wednesday, November 10, 2021
One Giant Headache
Thursday, October 28, 2021
Rosters Are Set!
Sunday, October 24, 2021
The Hidden Vault
Saturday, October 16, 2021
Wednesday, October 13, 2021
Monday, October 11, 2021
Season 6 Draft
Friday, October 8, 2021
Cursed City
Monday, October 4, 2021
Hockey Time!
- Deep draft: This year's draft is the deepest we've ever seen, with three star-to-franchise-level players, one solid regular, and one -- ahem -- organizational player. The Vics own the first pick and will likely select Newsy Lalonde, a dominant offensive force.
- Wheeling and dealing: Given the strength of the new talent entering the league, it's not out of the question that teams might make big trades to acquire additional picks. I've been mulling scenarios in which the Vics might trade a star like Cyclone Taylor or Bowse Hutton under the right circumstances. Would they, for example, take the third overall pick (most likely to get potential first-line center Dick Irvin) plus star blueliner Mike Grant in exchange for Taylor?
- Expansion looms: We introduced the Millionaires as our first expansion team back in Season 4. The next expansion team (which I haven't named yet) will arrive in Season 7. As such, the existing teams will need to plan for an expansion draft at the end of this season. All teams will lose two players to the new franchise. There are quite a few surplus forwards out there, but capable defensemen will be worth their weight in gold as teams decide which players to protect or expose.
- Desperation time: After falling to the Millies in the finals, the Thistles are now the only team that has not yet won a Creighton Cup. They were a rather dysfunctional franchise over their first couple of seasons, but now have made the playoffs for three years in a row. Can they finally seal the deal, or will rebuilding teams like the Comets and Vics overtake them?
Tuesday, September 28, 2021
Season 6 Awards
Sunday, September 26, 2021
Season 6 Championship, Game 5
Eldrith Eliminated
Friday, September 24, 2021
Game 5 Preview
- The King Is Back: Blue Legs catcher King Kelly returns to the lineup, and not a moment too soon. Frank Chance struggled mightily while Kelly was injured, allowing stolen bases on five out of six attempts.
- Brouthers in Arms: Big boppers Nap Lajoie, Dan Brouthers, and Sam Crawford need to step it up. Brouthers was probably the leading candidate for Playoff MVP prior to the Legs' disastrous Game 4 loss.
- Where's Clark(e) Kent?: Fred Clarke has a Clark Kent-esque ability to remain unnoticed until he appears to save the day in key moments, like he did in Game 1. The Resolutes will need Clarke to morph into Superman again in Game 5.
- Muggsy's Revenge: Resolutes rookie John McGraw got off to a slow start in his first season in this league. I viewed him as a potential leadoff man, but ultimately moved him down to second, seventh, eighth, and then right back to the bench after he started his career 0-for-19. His play gradually improved over the course of the season, but McGraw has really kicked it up a notch in the playoffs with four extra-base hits, including three triples. A stealth MVP candidate, perhaps?
Thursday, September 23, 2021
Season 6 Championship, Game 4
Wednesday, September 22, 2021
Season 6 Championship, Game 3
Monday, September 20, 2021
Season 6 Championship, Game 2
Saturday, September 18, 2021
Season 6 Championship, Game 1
Friday, September 17, 2021
Season 6 Creighton Cup Preview
- Blue Legs: This deep, balanced lineup scored at a league-high rate of 4.29 runs per game. Slugging first baseman Dan Brouthers had a great (but injury-marred) season and could be a difference-maker in this series. He's flanked in the batting order by fellow stars Nap Lajoie and King Kelly.
- Resolutes: At 3.21 runs per game, the Resolutes not only had the worst offense in the league this year, it was among the lowest scoring rates in league history. On a not-unrelated note, the Resolutes hit a league-low four home runs as a team; Brouthers alone had three for the Legs. Fred Clarke is the most likely Resolute to put up big offensive numbers, but I'm also keeping an eye on super-sub Jim O'Rourke, who's been swinging a hot bat this year in limited playing time.
- Advantage: Blue Legs
- Blue Legs: The Legs have never been known as a great defensive team, but somehow they managed to rank as the second-best on defense after the sure-handed Canaries. Hughie Jennings ranked as the league's top defensive shortstop this season, and catcher King Kelly turned in an uncharacteristically strong performance.
- Resolutes: Technically, the Resolutes were right behind the Blue Legs as the third-best defensive team, but the gap between the two was significant. Their problems were entirely in the infield, as their three everyday outfielders (Pete Hill, Fred Clarke, and Elmer Flick) all played flawlessly.
- Advantage: Blue Legs
- Blue Legs: The team allowed 3.88 runs per game, which is a so-so mark for this league. It would have been a lot worse without Old Hoss Radbourn, who went 7-2 with a league-best 2.42 ERA. Radbourn is a true ace, and he's backed up by a solid #2 in Pud Galvin, himself a former Playoff MVP winner.
- Resolutes: The 3.08 runs per game that the Resolutes allowed this year is the second-best full-season total in league history. Credit goes to starters John Clarkson and Christy Mathewson, who are both adept at flummoxing opposing batters with the sharp movement on their pitches. Sophomore reliever Clark Griffith and veteran closer Joe McGinnity round out a top-notch staff.
- Advantage: Resolutes
D&D Is for Nerds
Thursday, September 16, 2021
A New King Is Crowned
Tuesday, September 14, 2021
Defense Matters
Saturday, September 4, 2021
Hammer Time!
Monday, August 23, 2021
Into the Fortress!
Friday, August 20, 2021
808 Storylines
Wednesday, August 18, 2021
Malaise
Saturday, August 14, 2021
Wednesday, August 11, 2021
Sunday, August 1, 2021
Gargoyles Awakening
Tuesday, July 27, 2021
McCarthy Madness
Monday, July 26, 2021
Druid Cycle Matrix
Monday, July 19, 2021
Playoff Heroes & Zeroes
- Frank Rankin: This three-time Creighton Cup champion now ranks second in career playoff goals and points, and he's first in career playoff games played. Although he's had more opportunities to compile playoff stats than any other player, Rankin has definitely turned it up a notch in these high-leverage games; he's posted 0.64 goals per game and 1.14 points per game in playoff action, compared to 0.37 goals per game and 0.87 points per game during the regular season.
- Mike Grant: Small sample size alert! Grant has played only six postseason games, but he's absolutely dominated during those contests, such that he sits third all-time in playoff goals and points. The guy is rocking out at 1.0 goals per game (vs. 0.31 in the regular season) and 2.17 points per game (vs. 1.19 in the regular season). Those numbers are on par with the regular-season and playoff scoring pace of Cyclone Taylor, the league's best player.
- George Richardson: It pains me to write this passage, because Richardson is a quiet star in this league (and, in real life, a war hero who died in battle in World War I). In the playoffs, however, this steady point producer has struggled. Despite 0.47 goals per game and 1.03 points per game in regular-season play, he's produced just 0.13 goals per game and 0.38 points per game in the playoffs.
- Riley Hern: The award for worst playoff performer ever goes to star goalie Riley Hern. He's second all-time in regular-season wins and has put up great stats (.908 save percentage, 2.93 goals-against average), but in the playoffs he really stinks up the joint (.873 save percentage, 3.78 goals-against average). His record of one win against eight losses only adds to the ignominy; in fact, Hern all by himself has racked up 47% of all playoff losses in league history!
Friday, July 16, 2021
Opening Day(s)
Thursday, July 15, 2021
Is It Baseball Time Already?!
Monday, July 12, 2021
All Is Forgiven...For Now!
Sunday, July 11, 2021
The Isles Win It All!
TPKs are Not Fun
Friday, July 9, 2021
Sigmar, Smite This Starter Set!
Tuesday, July 6, 2021
Soulbound
Thursday, July 1, 2021
Season 5 Awards
Monday, June 28, 2021
Creighton Cup Finals, Game 4
Sunday, June 27, 2021
Creighton Cup Finals, Game 3
Saturday, June 26, 2021
Creighton Cup Finals, Game 2
Friday, June 25, 2021
Creighton Cup Finals, Game 1
Thursday, June 24, 2021
Creighton Cup Finals Preview
- Millionaires: This crew contributed to a league-leading 3.13 goals per game, with MVP frontrunner Barney Stanley leading the league with 13 and Harry Watson chipping in a career-best eight. Stanley (+14), Watson (+11), and Harry Westwick (+11) paced the league in plus/minus, a testament to their excellent five-on-five play. The lingering injury to Westwick, however, robs this unit of an elite player for at least the first game of the series.
- Thistles: The Thistles' 3.00 goals per game ranked second in the league. Top center Dan Bain led the way with 11 tallies, and he's flanked on a potent first line by Alf Smith (9) and captain Tommy Phillips (7). The Thistles need more goals from supporting players like Tommy Smith (4) and Fred Whitcroft (3).
- Advantage: Even
- Millionaires: Graham Drinkwater (5 G, 11 A, +5) earned a nomination for Defenseman MVP, but will likely finish third behind Cyclone Taylor and Hod Stuart. Captain Art Farrell was injured for a quarter of the season but, impressively, still managed to notch a half-dozen goals.
- Thistles: Their top three defensemen have been together since the first game of Season 1 and truly represent the heart and soul of this team. Hod Stuart had a monster season, his 24 points placing him fourth overall in the scoring race. Moose Johnson (+8) and Dickie Boon (+5) were among the league's best in plus/minus.
- Advantage: Thistles
- Millionaires: Second-year netminder Hugh Lehman was second in Goals-Against Average (2.75) and third in Save Percentage (.906). He's not going to steal any games, but he's turning out to be a very solid goaltender.
- Thistles: Riley Hern posted 2.63 and .914 in the aforementioned stats, ranking first in the league in both. He's the hands-down favorite to win Goaltender MVP this year.
- Advantage: Thistles
- Millionaires: Their power play was third in the league (17.65%), and their penalty kill climbed steadily over the course of the season to finish first (83.64%).
- Thistles: They were second in power play (20.41%), with Bain scoring a single-season record of six power-play goals. While their penalty kill was third (81.36%), they led the league in shorthanded goals.
- Advantage: Even