Welcome to the Front Porch Gaming Guild, an informal role-playing game club that was founded on the Suttons' front porch in Horseheads, New York, in the summer of 1988. Today, the Front Porch players live all across America.
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Thursday, October 19, 2023
Season 4 Championship
Monday, October 16, 2023
Season 4 Playoffs
Friday, October 13, 2023
Season 4 Recap
- Giants (9-5-2): The dwarves set a new league record for wins and denied the Reavers a fourth straight first-place finish. This dominant team boasted the league's best offense (10.50 points per game) and second-best defense (8.81 points against per game), and tied the Reavers for the best point differential (+27).
- Reavers (7-5-4): Their quest for a third straight Sigmar Cup will continue, but first they'll need to get past the Champions in the Wild Card game. The Reavers didn't muster much on offense this year, but their defense (8.06 points against per game) was the best in the circuit.
- Champions (7-8-1): It took a nerve-wracking win in their last regular-season game to secure a Wild Card spot for the second straight year. With a point differential of exactly zero, this team is the very definition of average.
- Grasshuggers (6-8-2): The halflings remain the only team in the league that has never reached the postseason, but they made things interesting in the last few games and narrowly missed out.
- Avengers (5-8-3): They led the league in touchdowns (14) yet again, but there isn't much else I can say about this team. Last season's runners-up for the Sigmar Cup finished dead last this year, and their point differential of -29 was the worst for any team in league history.
Wednesday, May 10, 2023
Which Team Reigns Supreme?
|
Team |
Sport |
Titles |
Team Seasons |
League Seasons |
|
Haymakers |
Baseball |
5 |
9 |
9 |
|
Victorias |
Hockey |
4 |
8 |
8 |
|
Reavers |
Football |
2 |
3 |
3 |
|
Bulldogs |
Hockey |
2 |
8 |
8 |
|
Blue Legs |
Baseball |
2 |
9 |
9 |
|
Giants |
Football |
1 |
3 |
3 |
|
Millionaires |
Hockey |
1 |
5 |
8 |
|
Resolutes |
Baseball |
1 |
5 |
9 |
|
Comets |
Hockey |
1 |
8 |
8 |
|
Canaries |
Baseball |
1 |
9 |
9 |
|
Champions |
Football |
0 |
1 |
3 |
|
Grasshuggers |
Football |
0 |
2 |
3 |
|
Bearcats |
Hockey |
0 |
2 |
8 |
|
Avengers |
Football |
0 |
3 |
3 |
|
Thistles |
Hockey |
0 |
8 |
8 |
Where we have ties -- for example, with all the teams that each have won a single championship -- the tiebreaker is a lower number of team seasons. A team that has achieved a certain level of success in fewer seasons is more dominant than one that had more opportunities to do so but failed.
Wednesday, March 1, 2023
Opening Day
Sunday, February 26, 2023
Reavers Repeat!
Saturday, February 25, 2023
Undead Turned
Thursday, February 16, 2023
Spoiler Alert!
Friday, February 3, 2023
Halftime!
Friday, January 20, 2023
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAAAAAL?!?!?
Wednesday, January 18, 2023
Season 8 Awards
Scoring Champion: Cyclone Taylor, D, Victorias
Taylor set a single-season record with 41 points (12 goals, 29 assists) and beat runner-up Frank McGee by eight points to claim yet another scoring title. There's just no stopping the greatest player in league history.
McGee, the league's all-time leader in goals scored, broke Newsy Lalonde's record of 19 goals in a season (set just last year) with 21. The one-eyed wonder had 33 total points to lead all forwards, although Lalonde was right behind him with 31 and had a much better plus-minus (+9 vs. McGee's -5). I really agonized over which star should get this trophy, but at the end of the day, a forward's job is to score goals, and this year McGee bested Lalonde in that category 21 to 14. McGee now has three Forward MVPs, moving him into a tie with the Bulldogs' Gord Roberts for the most of any forward.
Tuesday, October 4, 2022
Six Questions
- Bearcats: With top-ranked rookie Joe Malone and perhaps some better luck for promising goaltender Hap Holmes, can the Bearcats contend for a playoff spot in their second season of play?
- Bulldogs: Goaltender Paddy Moran carried this team and covered up a lot of poor play by the guys in front of him. Can Gord Roberts, Bruce Stuart, Frank Patrick, and all the underperforming Dogs return to form?
- Comets: After a first-place finish and career years from Forward MVP Blair Russell and Defenseman MVP Mike Grant, can the Comets rebound from their playoff collapse and dethrone the Vics?
- Millionaires: Can new netminder Riley Hern, a two-time Goaltender MVP, help the Millies recover from a league-worst -20 goal differential and 3.30 goals against per game?
- Thistles: Will trading for former Playoff MVP Hugh Lehman (their third goaltender in eight seasons) help the Thistles end their curse and win their first-ever Creighton Cup?
- Victorias: After winning titles in Seasons 6 and 7, will the lordly Vics pull off a threepeat behind superstars Cyclone Taylor and Newsy Lalonde?