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Monday, May 24, 2021

Midseason Report

Hard to believe, but I'm halfway through Season 5. So far it's been a year of high-octane offense, with teams scoring an average of 3.25 goals per game (vs. 2.875 last season). We've seen the emergence of new stars (Barney Stanley) and the fall of old ones (Frank McGee), and the two teams that have never won a Creighton Cup (the Thistles and Millionaires) are currently one-two in the standings. There's a lot of hockey yet to be played, but let's take a look at each team's highs and lows here at the midway mark!

1. Thistles (5-2-1, 28 Goals For, 22 Goals Against, +6 Goal Differential)
  • Highs:
    • Riley Hern (2.75 Goals Against Average, .913 Save Percentage) is the clear frontrunner for Goaltender MVP.
    • Top-line center Dan Bain (6 Goals, 8 Assists, 14 Points, +5) is in contention for the scoring title as well as the Forward MVP trophy.
    • Hod Stuart (4 G, 10 A, 14 PTS, -1) is in the running for Defenseman MVP.
  • Lows:
    • Captain and star left wing Tommy Phillips (3 G, 5 A, 8 PTS, +5) has underperformed and is tied for eighteenth in the league in total points.
    • Fred Whitcroft is leading the league in penalty minutes (20) and, largely because of him, the Thistles are the league's most-penalized team.

2. Millionaires (3-2-3, 30 GF, 27 GA, +3)
  • Highs:
    • Their scoring rate of 3.75 goals per game is tied for tops in the league.
    • Right wing Barney Stanley (8 G, 9 A, 17 PTS, +10) exploded out of the gate and is tied for the league lead in points. He's also the frontrunner for Forward MVP.
    • The Millies are getting career years from veterans Harry Watson, Harry Westwick, and Graham Drinkwater (4 G, 6 A, 10 PTS, +2), the last of whom is a dark-horse candidate for Defenseman MVP.
  • Lows:
    • Their power play is dead last in the league and their penalty kill is second-to-last. 
    • The theoretical top line of Duke Keats, Frank Rankin, and Jimmy Gardner has been downright awful -- the league's second-worst line at five-on-five hockey.

3. Bulldogs (4-4-0, 30 GF, 31 GA, -1)
  • Highs:
    • Their scoring rate of 3.75 goals per game is tied for first.
    • The Dogs rank first in penalty killing.
    • Gord Roberts (7 G, 7 A, 14 PTS, -1) and Tommy Dunderdale (5 G, 8 A, 13 PTS, -1) have shaken off slow starts and are in the running for the scoring title and Forward MVP.
    • Supporting players like Tom Hooper, Oliver Seibert, and Scotty Davidson carried the team while the superstars shook off the rust.
    • Rookie blueliner Jack Gibson leads all league defensemen in plus/minus (+8).
  • Lows:
    • The Dogs are giving up a league-worst 3.88 goals per game.
    • A good chunk of the blame for the stat referenced above can be tied to goaltender Paddy Moran (3.88 GAA, .880 SP) whose numbers are way down from last year's Playoff MVP performance.
    • Last season's Rookie of Year, Jack Laviolette, is a woeful -6 after leading the league in plus/minus as a rookie, and twice so far he's been a healthy scratch.

4. Victorias (3-4-1, 21 GF, 22 GA, -1)
  • Highs:
    • Bowse Hutton (2.75 GAA, .908 SP) is in contention for Goaltender MVP.
    • Cyclone Taylor (4 G, 13 A, 17 PTS, +4), the most accomplished player in the history of this league, is tied for the lead in points, and (as always) is in the mix for the scoring title as well as the Defenseman MVP.
  • Lows:
    • Taylor has either scored or assisted on a staggering 81% of his team's goals. The story with the Vics this year is that if Taylor isn't on the ice, the team doesn't score. That's a big problem.
    • At 2.63 goals per game, the Vics are tied for the lowest scoring rate.
    • Newcomer Ernie Russell is second in the league in penalty minutes and George McNamara is tied for third; for the first time in franchise history, the classy Vics are starting to look like a goon squad.

5. Comets (2-5-1, 21 GF, 28 GA, -7)
  • Highs:
    • Veteran forward George Richardson (5 G, 5 A, 10 PTS, +0) is doing all he can to keep this team afloat.
    • Frank Foyston (4 G, 5 A, 9 PTS, -7) leads all rookies in scoring.
  • Lows:
    • Where to begin? Their scoring rate of 2.63 goals per game is tied for worst in the league.
    • The Comets are last in penalty killing at an abysmal 60%.
    • Percy LeSueur (3.50 GAA, .876 SP) is suffering through a lousy season in goal.
    • Defenseman Jack Marshall is dead last in the league in plus/minus at -9.
    • The top unit of Frank McGee, Blair Russell, and Frank Foyston is the league's worst five-on-five line.

Sunday, May 16, 2021

Sunset Mountains

Nathaniel and I have reached the second of three chapters in Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance. We're now traipsing through the Sunset Mountains, looking for the oil needed to start a signal fire. Tons of fun so far!

Sunday, May 9, 2021

Down Into the Sewers

It's rare that I enjoy (non-hockey) games on the Xbox, but Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance is right up my alley. Nathaniel is also quite taken with the game. He's playing as the archer, and I the sorceress, and since Saturday morning we've logged a couple of hours in the sewers beneath Baldur's Gate. It's also great to have a game I can play with Nathaniel, as he's not as keen on hockey games as Matthew is. I suspect we'll play this one all the way through!

Friday, May 7, 2021

Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance

Just heard that the classic console game Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance is being re-released for Xbox tomorrow. Was it really twenty years ago that I first saw this game at Matt's house in Rochester? In any case, you bet your sweet beholder I'll be buying it! 

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

Stanley Up

I've now played through a quarter of Season 5, and so far the Millionaires have had the most interesting experience. At 1-1-2, they're right in the middle of the pack, but they're the only team with a positive goal differential (+2). 

I was expecting great things from their spiffy new top line of rookie center Duke Keats, veteran trade acquisition Frank Rankin, and incumbent star Jimmy Gardner, but those lads have sputtered out of the gate. Rankin has yet to score, Gardner is nowhere near his Season 4 MVP-caliber pace, and Keats has a measly three points in his inaugural campaign -- and will probably end up with the dubious distinction of becoming the first number-one draft pick who doesn't win Rookie of the Year.

On the other hand, the Millies' second line -- Harry Westwick flanked by Barney Stanley and Harry Watson -- is off to a scorching start. All three are top-five in the league in points, with Stanley leading all players with 5 goals and 6 assists after 4 games. Compare those numbers to last year's totals, when he had 6 goals and 6 assists in a full 16 games! Ironically, Stanley was the last man to make the Millies' opening-day roster, as I had to choose between him and second-year defensive forward Rusty Crawford. 

Thanks to this line's heroics, the Millies are scoring 4.5 goals per game (best in the league by an entire goal over the second-place Bulldogs), but on the flip side, they're giving up 4.0 (worst in the league). That goals-against stat is due in large part to goalie Hugh Lehman, whose .861 save percentage is 26 points worse than the next-lowest goaltender. Looking further at the stats, it's interesting that the Millies are also dead last in power play (16.67%) and penalty kill (62.50%). This team would really be in the toilet if not for the stellar five-on-five play of Stanley's line!