This is what happens if Dear Abby were a nerd...

I stumbled across this really cool link to an advice column that used to run in Dragon Magazine. I've never read the thing as it wouldn't be to my tastes, but some of the questions in the archives (over 30 years worth!) are pretty funny.


Some of my favorites:

And (seems like someone one of us would ask...)

Why...what else could we use to touch someone? Hmm...