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Wednesday, March 26, 2025

DC Season 4 Championship

Prifddinas Golden Knights (2nd place) vs. Caer Eurfryn Defenders (4th place)
For the first time ever, the teams vying for the Thaler Cup come from cities in the same country, in this case the Kingdom of Teyrnas. Prifddinas and Caer Eurfryn are only about 75 miles apart on the Great Caravan Road, but the political and cultural rift between them is enormous; these cities have a long rivalry and a deep animosity that goes far beyond sports. There were no fireworks in this game, however, just some great soccer. The first half was dominated by goalkeeping, with the Defenders' Primus and Dragons' Morcan matching each other save for save. Early in the second half, star midfielder Edern scored to give Prifddinas a 1-0 advantage. The Defenders tried to push back, but struggled to maintain consistent pressure in the offensive zone. As time slipped away, defender (yes, in retrospect, it's kind of awkward that there's a team that shares a name with a position on the field) Cadawg turned the ball over right in front of Primus, leading to an easy goal by Prifddinas superstar Niall, the league's all-time leader in playoff goals. The final score was 2-0, and now the Prifddinas Golden Dragons have their second Thaler Cup!

Saturday, March 22, 2025

The Battle of Ellicott Ridge

Some real-life challenges had prevented Amy, the boys, and me from playing Dark Enigma for the past month, but today we managed to convene for a special two-part finale to wrap up this zombie-themed campaign. There was nary a zombie to be seen in this climactic battle, however, because the heroes were facing off against government forces seeking to silence them and obtain the secret formula that had turned the residents of a quaint town in western New York into ravenous undead. In a classic siege battle, the player characters and their NPC allies unleashed withering fire on agents advancing up toward the clifftop compound where the heroes were holed up. There were some pretty epic moments, and all three of the players got a chance to shine: Nathaniel's cleverly placed traps slowed down the advancing agents, Amy saved the life of a major NPC with a critical healing roll, and Matthew took down the leader of the foes after hiding in the brush and ambushing him once most of his men were already well on their way up to the compound. I hope we return to these characters for a new storyline at some point in the future, but next up on the agenda is my long-gestating Vanguard Saga campaign. I just hope it isn't another month before we can get it started!

Thursday, March 20, 2025

DC Season 4 Playoffs

There are eight teams in my Druid Cycle soccer league, and only the top four quality for the playoffs. We've now said goodbye to the Troya Nova Paladins (snapping their three-season playoff streak), Riverton Gauntlets, Prospect Pioneers, and the woeful Liminia Navigators. Better luck next year, guys!

Semifinal 1: Troya Nova Imperials (1st Place) vs. Caer Eurfryn Defenders (4th Place)
The Defenders and Imperials will forever be linked by the blockbuster trade they completed prior to Season 4, a deal that sent promising youngsters Tiarnan and Aleyn to the Imperials and star keeper Primus and veteran forward Amulius to the Defenders. Coincidentally, these two teams also happened to play each other on the final day of the regular season, with the Imperials claiming a 2-1 win on their home pitch. I expected this rematch to be a similarly tight contest. The Imperials were heavily favored -- with the league's best defense, tied for the best offense, and the best goal differential (+11) -- but the scrappy Defenders seemed to be peaking at the right time. Here's how the semifinal game went down. Imperials superstar Agrippa scored early in the first half, but Ardghal, the Defenders' best midfielder, tallied the first playoff goal in franchise history to even things up before the end of the frame. Just moments into the second half, Camedyr gave the Defenders their first lead, after which they played keep-away for much of the remaining time. Tiarnan, a player involved in the aforementioned blockbuster trade, scored for the Imperials on a corner kick with just three minutes remaining in regulation. It looked like extra time was inevitable, but then Defenders striker Amulius -- the player for whom Tiarnan was traded -- blasted home the game-winning goal. The final score was 3-2 for the visiting Defenders, who earned a spot in the Thaler Cup championship game. The first-place Imperials, meanwhile, lost in the first round for the second straight season.

Semifinal 2: Prifddinas Golden Dragons (2nd Place) vs. Riverton Racers (3rd Place)
The Dragons won the first-place pennant last season but lost in the playoff semifinal. They were strong this year, too, with an offense that tied for the lead league, as well as the second-best marks in defense and goal differential (+6). The Racers, meanwhile, were a solid team with no real weaknesses and were keen to defend their shocking Thaler Cup championship from Season 3. Riverton came out flat, while Prifddinas maintained strong pressure in the first half and led 1-0 on a goal by midfielder Daithi. In the second half, Luaran made it 2-0 for the home team, but former Dragons midfielder Amren brought the Racers to within a goal. However, this year's League MVP, Donnan, made an end-to-end rush and scored to restore the two-goal advantage. The game ended 3-1, so the Golden Dragons will face the Defenders for the Thaler Cup. Get ready for the Battle of Teyrnas!

Saturday, March 15, 2025

DC Season 4 Awards

I've come to the end of the fourth campaign of my Druid Cycle league in Sensible Soccer. The Imperials finished in first place with the best regular season in league history (9-3-2). They were led by superstar striker Agrippa, whose 10 goals tied with Camedyr of the Defenders for the league lead; as such, these two gentlemen will share the Scoring Championship award. In a season of good-but-not-great performances by scorers and goalkeepers alike, the League MVP trophy goes to the Golden Dragons' Donnan, the best defender in the game. Donnan played top-notch defense in front of his keeper and also chipped in 4 goals (only one other defender in the league had as many as 2). Next up -- the playoffs!

Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Broken Sword

Anybody know anything about the Broken Sword game series? I checked out the Legacy of Kain series on my Evercade and found them to be kind of ho-hum, so I'm on the lookout for something else. Broken Sword is the latest classic game series to debut on Evercade, and it looks like of cool!

Saturday, March 8, 2025

Edge Quest

I love fencing. I love board games. Wouldn't I love a fencing board game?

Well...

Enter Edge Quest, coming soon to Kickstarter. It's got cards, dice, and all that board-gamey goodness, but there are also fully articulated action figures representing the fencers. Awesome in principle, but can you imagine having to stop play to adjust the arm and leg positions of both fencers with every thrust, parry, riposte, and whatnot? Fencing is fast, but the manipulation of the figure seems like it would make for an agonizingly slow game experience. I'd be up for static miniatures that enable players to show the position of their fencers on the game board (especially if the arena is more diverse than a simple fencing strip), but fiddling around with the figures seems kind of ridiculous.

Monday, March 3, 2025

Phase 2 Complete!

With 555 named characters, my Front Porch Multiverse spreadsheet is a paltry 41.3% the length of my behemoth Druid Cycle character spreadsheet. Even if I added in all the Shattered Realm characters to the multiverse sheet, the Druid Cycle spreadsheet would still have nearly twice as many names as all other campaigns combined. Wow! 

Anyway, I now have Cypher System levels for all multiverse characters and, for most of them, stat blocks from the Cypher System Bestiary and other sources. All systems are go for the first campaign to use this ruleset!

Strange Times Indeed

As if anyone needed further proof that we're living in strange times, there's an article on the Monte Cook Games website about tariffs. This strident opponent of tariffs tips his cap to Monte and friends!