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Thursday, April 20, 2023

Hockey Season 9 Preview

Next up in my sporting rotation is Season 9 of my pre-NHL Hall of Fame hockey players. Last year, the Bulldogs upset the favored Victorias to claim their second Creighton Cup. Other highlights of the season included the Comets' Frank McGee scoring a record 21 goals, Joe Malone turning heads as a rookie, and (thanks in part to Malone) the Bearcats improving from 2-11-7 to 8-4-8. 

What's on tap for Season 9? Rookie Didier Pitre may have the best shot this side of McGee, but can he help the dysfunctional Thistles get back to the playoffs? Will the Bearcats continue to improve in their third campaign and make a deep playoff run? And will the Comets shake things up after a lost season of inexplicable injuries?

Dungeons Pop -- Final Two Weeks

The Dungeons Pop Kickstarter has two more weeks to go. Some great stretch goals still within reach!

Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Season 9 Awards

Another baseball season in the books! Here are the awards for our Season 9 stars...

Position Player MVP: Buck Ewing, Canaries
There was no hands-down favorite this year, as a lot of players put up fine but not necessarily great seasons. Second baseman Bid McPhee of the Haymakers had a very strong showing, but ultimately it came down to a pair of Canaries teammates: catcher Buck Ewing and first baseman Roger Connor. While Connor led the league in home runs and (surprisingly) was the best defensive first baseman, he also lost a chunk of time to injuries. Ewing, meanwhile, played in every contest, provided flawless defense at a crucial position, and tied for second in the league in home runs. 

Pitcher MVP: Pud Galvin, Canaries
Another very close call! Galvin and the Blue Legs' Al Spalding were the only serious candidates this year. Galvin edged Spalding for the league's best ERA (2.75 to 2.85), while leading the Canaries to the biggest single-season turnaround in league history. 

Playoff MVP: Cap Anson, Haymakers
There was no clear-cut winner for this award, either. Cy Young, Mickey Welch, Roger Bresnahan, Pud Galvin, and Billy Hamilton all had big moments, but power-hitting first baseman Anson was the constant who delivered consistent results over the entire series and led all players in total bases.

Sunday, April 16, 2023

Season 9 Championship

With Pud Galvin starting for the Canaries and Cy Young for the visiting Haymakers, I expected Game 1 to be a pitcher's duel. It wasn't. Although Young became the first pitcher in league history to hit a playoff home run, he also gave up nine runs in a slugfest that ended 9-6 for the home team. 

Hoping to take a two-game series lead, the Canaries started Addie Joss in Game 2 for his first-ever playoff appearance. The Haymakers nickel-and-dimed him for four runs, which was more than enough for Mickey Welch. With pinpoint control of his breaking pitches, Welch induced harmless popups and soft grounders. One after another, the Canaries flailed helplessly at his diving pitches. Three, six, nine, twelve, fifteen, eighteen in a row! Welch carried a perfect game into the eighth inning. However, after retiring the first twenty-one batters, he issued a leadoff walk to Honus Wagner and, two batters later, a single to Hugh Duffy. The perfect game and no-hitter were gone, but the shutout was still intact. I sent Welch out for the ninth to finish his work, but he promptly departed the game with a season-ending injury. To go from a possible perfect game to a devastating injury in a matter of moments was a truly stunning turn of events. Amos Rusie came in throwing triple-digit heat to secure the 4-0 shutout win and even the series, but the loss of Welch was a gut-punch to the Haymakers.

Now at home for the next two games, the Haymakers handed the ball back to Young, while the Canaries countered with Galvin. Game 3 gave us the pitcher's duel we'd been waiting for. Young and Galvin traded zeroes until Sam Thompson's run-scoring single gave the Haymakers a slim 1-0 lead in the sixth. It was all Young would need. The proud old warhorse pitched a complete-game shutout after being humiliated in Game 1. After that nail-biting 1-0 victory, the Haymakers now led the best-of-five series two games to one. The Canaries, meanwhile, had been shut out in back to back games after scoring scoring nine runs in the series opener. My thoughts turned at once to the Season 6 championship series in which the Blue Legs were on the verge of a title but then were shut out in consecutive games by the Resolutes' Christy Mathewson and John Clarkson. 

With their season on the line, the Canaries started Joss in Game 4. The Haymakers, without Welch, were forced to start swingman Happy Jack Chesbro. On paper, it was a big mismatch in favor of the Canaries. When the dice hit the table, however, it was another story. The Haymakers came at Joss with hard contact in the early innings and led 4-0 before the Canaries finally managed to end their drought with a run in the fourth -- a span of twenty-three scoreless innings going back to Game 1. They would tack on a few more, as Chesbro was in and out of trouble all night, although he never surrendered the lead. With the Haymakers up 8-5 going into the top of the ninth, they turned to closer Amos Rusie to lock down the game and the series. Pinch hitter Charley Comiskey popped up for the first out. Speedy leadoff man Billy Hamilton, who had been running amok on the bases all series, promptly lashed a single. I agonized over whether to send him. If the next batter were to hit into a double play, the series would be over, and Hamilton is the fastest man in the league, so, yeah, I sent him. Star catcher Roger Bresnahan threw a perfect strike to second and Hamilton was out by a country mile. Two outs! Next up, Ed Delahanty singled, bringing Roger Connor -- a strong candidate for this year's Position Player MVP -- to the plate. Rusie unleashed the heater, Connor could not square up to it. A lazy pop fly to Bobby Wallace at short ended the game. 

So the Haymakers are champions for the fifth time in nine seasons. I'm actually rather disappointed. Although I typically don't root for specific teams, I had hoped that the Canaries could cash in on their turnaround season and claim the title they deserved, but alas, it was not meant to be. Maybe next year!

Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Birds Taking Flight

The Canaries are the feel-good story of the year in Season 9 of my historical baseball league. They've gone from worst to first with a vengeance, improving from last year's .292 winning percentage to a league-leading .625. That's a huge jump! I can't say I'm entirely surprised, however, because bad luck contributed a lot to that ugly .292 figure; their Pythagorean winning percentage was much higher, at .464. Even so, vaulting over the rest of the league to secure first place was a major feat for a team that hadn't had a winning record since claiming their only title way back in Season 4. With the league's best runs scored per game (4.46) and runs allowed per game (3.29), and a run differential that was third-highest in league history (+28), the Canaries are a clear favorite to win the championship. 

Standing in their way are the second-place Haymakers, the New York Yankees of this league, who overtook a fading Resolutes squad to reach the title series for the seventh time in nine seasons. The Haymakers' second-half surge was the product of great pitching from Cy Young and Mickey Welch, but their championship hopes took a hit when catcher Roger Bresnahan was injured in the regular-season finale. Without their star backstop for at least the first game of this best-of-five series, the Haymakers will be at a disadvantage offensively and defensively. My prediction is a Canaries triumph in four games.

Dungeons Pop

In my never-ending search for RPG and wargaming terrain, I love the idea of using 3D terrain, but there are a lot of complicating factors -- cost, storage space, time and effort for painting, etc. -- that make it tough to implement 3D on a large scale. To date, I haven't found a great solution that addresses all of those considerations...until, maybe, now? There's a new Kickstarter called Dungeons Pop, and it offers full-color 3D terrain at an affordable price and requiring very little storage space. How do they pull it off? Well, it's basically like a pop-up book! I'm backing this project not only to get the products shown on the page, but in the hope that the creators eventually branch out into other genres, like sci-fi and modern urban settings. Keep an eye on these folks!

Monday, April 3, 2023

It Was Okay!

Matthew, Nathaniel, two of my local buddies, and I all took in a screening of the new D&D movie yesterday. It was okay! I actually enjoyed it less than I thought I would, but I still enjoyed it. It was a fun, Marvel-esque romp with some genuinely good humor, and -- this is no small feat -- managed to be accessible to those who aren't D&D aficionados but still had plenty of Easter Eggs for those who are steeped in the lore of the Forgotten Realms. My favorite bit was a couple of quick cameos of the six plucky kids from the D&D cartoon of yesteryear. I guess I would have preferred a whole movie about them!

Friday, March 31, 2023

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

It seems like we've been waiting forever for this moment! The new D&D movie opens today, and although it won't have Tom Baker playing the king of the elves, I feel quite confident that it will be a super fun D&D romp. The boys and I will be there at our local theater to laugh and cheer all the way through!

Thursday, March 30, 2023

Opening Day (The Real One)

Ah, there's something satisfying about watching baseball on Opening Day while also playing my Strat-O-Matic baseball league. Huzzah for the return of (real-life) baseball! 

Let's go Yankees!

Saturday, March 18, 2023

Middle of the Fifth!

I've been playing through ball games fast and furious lately, and already I'm at the halfway point of Season 9. The Resolutes, Haymakers, and defending champion Blue Legs are all treading water, but the Canaries have shaken out of their years-long slumber to lead the pack at 8-4 with a solid +15 run differential. After finishing below .500 for the past four seasons, they're vying to make playoffs for first time since they won their only championship back in Season 4. One of the key contributors to their success is pitcher Pud Galvin; although he's a former Playoff MVP, he's typically been more of a #2 starter than a true ace. This year, he's sporting a 1.76 ERA and a perfect 5-0 record through five starts. He's got the inside track for Pitcher MVP, but he'll need to watch out for Blue Legs hurler Al Spalding, building on last year's career renaissance with a matching 1.76 ERA (albeit with a middling 3-3 record due to lack of run support). Both men will try to best the single-season ERA mark of 1.61, set by Mickey Welch of the Haymakers in Season 4.

Friday, March 17, 2023

Shazam!

Superhero fans, don't miss Shazam! Fury of the Gods, which premieres today!

Tuesday, March 14, 2023

The Walking Dead RPG

The official RPG for The Walking Dead funded on Kickstarter in just eight minutes this morning, and I'm pleased to say that I was one of the backers who jumped in right when the project launched. I'll be using this system (the same ruleset as the Alien RPG) for my upcoming post-apocalyptic campaign. (Even Amy is going to play in that one!) With a delivery date of November, I now have plenty of time to finish painting all those 3D buildings I've printed. Oh, wait, now it sounds like the preliminary digital rulebook will be available next month...

Wednesday, March 1, 2023

Opening Day

From Blitz Bowl straight to baseball! Now I'm on to Season 9 of my nineteenth-century Strat-O-Matic baseball league. Last season, the Blue Legs ended their title drought with a dominant series win over their chief rivals, the Resolutes. Tonight, the Legs hosted the Haymakers on Opening Day, with a marquee pitching matchup featuring reigning Pitcher MVP Cy Young against Tim Keefe, who just won the Playoff MVP award for leading the Legs to victory in his first campaign with that team after many years as the Canaries' ace. Young got the better of Keefe in this contest, as the Haymakers eked out a 3-2 victory over the defending champions. Can't wait to see how this season plays out!

Hey Look, a Dungeons & Dragons Toy...

About the only thing keeping me from sinking hundreds of dollars into this line is that the figures are six-inch scale and I have nothing else that big. 

Sunday, February 26, 2023

Reavers Repeat!

The Season 3 Sigmar Cup goes to the Reavers! 

The title game opened with slow, cautious play on both sides. The Reavers managed to keep the ball away from the Avengers and claim points here and there on challenge cards. With leads of 5-2 and 6-3, the defending champs looked for an opportunity to deliver a knockout blow in the second half. A fumble by their thrower, however, led to a wild series of plays, by which the agile Avengers got the ball into the hands of their speedy catcher, who sprinted for the end zone and a potential game-tying touchdown. To make it, he needed a 5 or 6 on a d6 roll, but despite a card allowing him a reroll, the best he could muster was a 4. As such, he ended just shy of the goal line, where a Reaver lineman pounded him into the turf. From there, the Reavers looked to run down the clock. Both teams claimed a few more challenge points, and the final score ended up 11-7. With back-to-back titles, the Reavers have now staked their claim to a mini-dynasty. Can they make it a threepeat in Season 4?

Saturday, February 25, 2023

Undead Turned

With the regular season at an end, it's time for the Blitz Bowl Season 3 playoffs! Who's in and who's out?

The Reavers claimed their third straight first-place finish, but it was only on the basis of tiebreakers over the Avengers: Both teams had identical points and wins, but the Reavers won the season series 2-1-1. As such, they earned a bye into the championship game, while the Avengers settled for second place and would host the third-place Champions. The unlucky Giants, with the league's second-fewest wins despite the second-best point differential, just missed the cut, as did the Grasshuggers, who got hot way too late after a winless first half of the season.

In the wild-card game, the Avengers jumped out to a quick start. The fleet-footed elves racked up five points on challenge cards while the plodding undead struggled to impose their usual brand of physical punishment. The unequivocal highlight of the game came when an Avenger lineman, backed up into his own end zone, hurled a long pass to the catcher, who then sprinted to the Champions' end zone for the touchdown. It was the longest touchdown play in league history. The Champions managed to pick up a single point on their next turn, but the game ended shortly thereafter due to the ten-point mercy rule. With an 11-1 victory, the Avengers notched the most dominant postseason win we've yet seen in this Blitz Bowl league. Next they'll face the Reavers in the championship game...

Friday, February 24, 2023

Uh Oh

Okay...okay...don't panic, duder. Just because you discovered this doesn't mean you have to buy anything...

Thursday, February 23, 2023

Let's Get a Pet!

Sorry, kids, I meant in D&D. The latest round of One D&D playtest materials are available (here), and they focus on the druid and paladin classes. I was pleased to see new rules for Find Familiar and Find Steed; anyone who loves pets in D&D will love these updates to make your familiar and paladin mounts way more useful!

Thursday, February 16, 2023

Spoiler Alert!

We're at the three-quarter mark of the Blitz Bowl season, and the red-hot Champions -- an expansion team consisting of various types of cadaverous undead -- have moved into first place at 7-5-1. Perhaps the biggest story, though, is the Grasshoppers' stunning turnaround. Those plucky halflings started the season 0-8-1, but have now won four in row -- they've beaten all four of the teams in front of them! It may be too late for them to make a playoff run, but at the very least, they can play the role of spoiler for the last quarter of the season.

Wednesday, February 15, 2023

Home Field Advantage

Nathaniel got the highly regarded Game of Thrones board game for Christmas, and we recently gave it a whirl. First of all, the game is great. It mixes politics, combat, resource management, intrigue, and all the sorts of stuff you'd want to see in a true GoT experience. 

A Game of Thrones: The Board Game (the official title) is designed for three to six players, so with Matthew unavailable to join us, we each played two of the great houses -- he took Baratheon and Greyjoy, and I established an (unlikely!) alliance of Stark and Lannister. Why those four families and not, say, Martell or Tyrell? The number of players determines which houses are available and which are, essentially, NPCs that players can conquer. Therein lies the game's greatest flaw. Team Baratheon gets a huge home-field advantage in a three- or four-player game. While I was battling the Greyjoys with both of my factions, Nathaniel had Baratheon calmly marching across the southern portion of Westeros, gobbling up territories before I could get anyone down there to oppose him. For future reference, we'll have to make it clear to Matthew, Amy, and anyone else who joins us that Baratheon has the easiest path to victory, so it's important to team up against them early in the game!