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Thursday, September 17, 2020

Jim Creighton Cup

The boys and I watched the classic Simpsons episode "Homer at the Bat" last night. The premise of the episode is that Mr. Burns recruits professional baseball players as ringers for his plant softball team. Nine real-life ballplayers from the early '90s show up as guest stars, but initially Burns wants to bring in old-timey players who are more familiar to him. Cap Anson, Nap Lajoie, and Honus Wagner -- all of them stars in my nineteenth-century Strat-O-Matic league -- are briefly referenced. The punchline occurs when Smithers points out that his boss's proposed right fielder has been dead for 130 years.

Matthew really cracked up at that line, but it's no exaggeration. The player's name is not spoken aloud, but you can see on Burns's poster that the right fielder is Jim Creighton, who had indeed been deceased for 130 years when this episode aired in 1992. It's hard to believe that baseball has been around for so long that we can crack jokes about star players who were born almost 180 years ago. Creighton was, indeed, the game's first true superstar. He does not appear in my historical league, but that's only because he's not in the Hall of Fame. 

And he should be! This guy was a baseball legend. As a young man of 19, he revolutionized pitching. (Contrary to the Simpsons gag, Creighton was a pitcher and not a right fielder.) Prior to Creighton, it was expected that pitchers simply lob the ball underhanded so that the batter could put it in play. Creighton, however, saw the pitcher's role as trying to prevent the batter from making good contact. He hurled the ball with heretofore unparalleled velocity, and also experimented with various types of breaking balls over a decade before the likes of Candy Cummings. Creighton was a great hitter, as well, and batted 1.000 during the 1862 season (65 at-bats). 

Sadly, Creighton didn't live to see the dawn of major-league baseball in 1871. He died at the young age of 21 from an injury sustained while -- of all things -- hitting a home run. Going forward, the championship of my Strat-O-Matic league will be the Jim Creighton Cup.

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