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It was a tough slog, but the champions of the futuristic Shattered Realm defeated their monstrous foes and saved the solar system! Here's a shot of Nathaniel's hero Demorus, who used his jet pack to fly up above the uber-beholder and finish it off with a final devastating blow!

That moment when you score a crit on Demogorgon...

Well, not Demogorgon, per se, but a nasty extradimensional beholder with the same stats as the CR 26 demon lord. Here's how it went down!

In the climactic battle of our science-fantasy Shattered Realm campaign, this suped-up beholder and its mighty dragon underling had designs upon conquering the solar system, but standing in their way was a coalition of champions. The two sides met upon the barren surface of an asteroid, with the fate of the entire system hanging in the balance!

Most of the characters moved up to engage in melee, while Matthew's character Kai crouched upon a ridge overlooking the battlefield. You can see Kai in the image above; he's at the bottom with the bluish-gray cloak and a rifle aimed at the beholder. While other heroes distracted the beholder, Kai lined up the perfect shot with a devastating antimatter rifle borrowed from an ally. Matthew rolled a natural twenty, so his damage ballooned to 12D8 from the rifle and 10D6 from sneak attack. All told, it brought the beholder down by about a quarter of its hit points. We still have a long way to go in this battle...

Also, if you look closely at the photo, it appears that Garm -- the king of dire wolves -- is farting out a fireball. I assure you, it's just glare from the bright overhead lights!! :)

Godzilla: Tokyo Clash

The title sounds like a movie that Matt and I would've rented from the local Blockbuster during our Jolt-fueled doctoral studies in Rochester. As it stands, Godzilla: Tokyo Clash is a board game that delivers monster mayhem a la King of New York, but with gameplay that more closely approximates the action of kaiju films. I'm thinking about picking up a copy for the boys for Christmas, but this game has one major flaw: there's no Gamera. Come on, he's the friggin' Friend of All Children! The lack of Rodan is also problematic. Maybe they'll show up in a future expansion set...

NHL '94

I've always been more of a paper-and-pencil gamer than a video gamer. Keep your first-person shooters and your MMOs, and give me board games and roleplaying games any day of the week.

However, one of the few video games that has left an indelible mark upon my life is NHL '94 from EA Sports ("It's in the game!"). Every day after school, my good buddy Jason (the legendary Sir Roberts from the original Druid Cycle campaign) would come over and we'd load up '94 on the Sega Genesis. We played through countless postseasons, winning Cup after Cup. Although we were both die-hard Rangers fans, we kept coming back to the Maple Leafs. Those early '90s Toronto teams were a lot of fun. There was Doug Gilmour, Dave Andreychuk, Wendel Clark, Felix Potvin...and then, after the season, the MATS SUNDIN trade! Rocked our worlds. 

Now, EA Sports is bringing back NHL '94, and I can't wait to download it. I've posted a few times here about playing the last couple of EA Sports hockey games on our Xbox, and they're very good, but nothing can compare to the original! (Well, technically it wasn't the first game in that series, but it was the one that created a decades-long phenomenon!) I can't wait to share it with my boys!

Halfway Point

We're halfway through what's shaping up to be a fantastic season! Much like last year, the teams are closely clustered in the standings. The gap between first and worst is very narrow as our five teams fight for three playoff spots; if the playoffs started today, the Victorias, Thistles, and Comets would be in, and the Bulldogs and Millionaires would be out.

Let's take a look at some of the key storylines in Season 4.

Forward MVP

In the early going, it felt like a two-man race between the Bulldogs' Gord Roberts and the Thistles' Alf Smith. Roberts (9 G, 5 A, +4) is tied for first in goals and is second in points (one point behind high-flying defenseman Cyclone Taylor), while Smith is tied for first in goals and is tied for fourth in points (9 G, 3 A, -2). And what about two-time defending Forward MVP Frank McGee? After a painfully slow start, he's been pouring it on lately and has climbed all the way to third in the scoring race (8 G, 5 A, +1). The Bulldogs' Bruce Stuart (3 G, 9 A, +3) and the Millionaires' Jimmy Gardner (7 G, 4 A, -2) are dark horses worth watching.

Ridiculous Rookies

When the expansion Millionaires were taking the league by storm, it seemed that goaltender Hugh Lehman was a slam dunk for this trophy. Now? Not so much. The field is wide open, as all five rookies in this year's class have made significant contributions to their teams. The Vics' Harry Hyland (2 G, 5 A, -3) leads all rookies in points, but first-overall pick Jack Laviollete is really starting to impress me (2 G, 3 A, +6). As of this writing, the young blueliner is tied (with the Vics' Billy McGimsie) for first in the entire league in plus/minus!

Millionaires' Playoff Hopes

They had sole possession of first place at the one-quarter mark, but they've hit a rough patch and now are in last, albeit just one point behind the Bulldogs. There's plenty of time, of course, for them to get hot again and make a serious run for the postseason. After much deliberation about whether they should be all-in or should start focusing on the future, I elected to make one trade that helps them today and down the road: The Millies shipped Fred Whitcroft to the Thistles in exchange for Harry Westwick. Whitcroft never really got it going for the Millies, but the the Thistles will appreciate his offensive upside and ability to play defense as well as forward. In Westwick, the Millies are getting a good faceoff man (they're hands-down the worst faceoff team in the league), penalty killer, and puck-possession maestro (as rated by my informal metric that looks at three different Strat-O-Matic stats and assesses how well a given player maintains possession of the puck for his team) who will help them for the stretch run but also serve as an important long-term asset. 

La Belle Draft sans Merci

As with last year, the two teams that miss the playoffs may fall short by just a couple of points. Heartbreaking, yes, but there's an upside: Duke Keats and Frank Foyston, the two top prospects in the upcoming Season 5 entry draft. In particular, the team that finishes in last place will get the honor of adding Keats, a truly special player the like of whom we have not yet seen in the entry draft. (And I promise some sort of Keats joke in every single post that references this guy. Gotta put that English degree to use somehow, right?)

Ode on a Creighton Urn

Season 4 has been a nonstop thrillride, with our best-ever crop of rookies, a back-and-forth MVP race between Alf Smith and Gord Roberts, and of course one very precocious expansion team. I've thought a lot about he overachieving Millionaires and what their first-year success might mean for the long-term future of our newest franchise. Prior to the season, I'd figured that the Millionaires would ice a respectable team but finish in last place, allowing them to secure the first overall pick of the Season 5 entry draft. 

And what an interesting draft it will be! Five members of the Hockey Hall of Fame will be joining the league next season, and among these entrants are two defensemen who are unlikely to earn much playing time, one versatile winger who projects as an everyday player, and two absolute studs: Frank Foyston and Duke Keats. Foyston is a slick-skating right wing with great scoring skills and the discipline to stay out of the penalty box; he's a shoo-in to become a first-line player on just about any team. Keats, meanwhile, is a generational talent who will quickly become a number-one center and MVP candidate right from the get-go. I'll have more to say about Keats when we get closer to the Season 5 draft, but damn, this guy is a beast!

Now let's get back to the Millionaires. They were lined up nicely to draft a true franchise player in Duke Keats -- until those pesky castoffs started winning! Now what? As the coach and general manager of all five teams, I'm trying to make the best decisions for each. Championship flags fly forever, so do the Millies go for it in their first year? They don't have a lot of assets at this point, but they could flip a couple of veterans to upgrade at center and perhaps one other position. At that point, they'd be as strong as any team in playoff contention and would have a reasonable shot at the cup. But if they fail, I will have torpedoed their future by robbing them of the perfect player to lead this team to many seasons of glory. No team could benefit from a top-line pivot more than the Millies. I have a little more time before the trade deadline to determine if the Millies should be all in, but there's still going to be a lot of  uncertainty -- and the future of a franchise may be at stake!

Only in the Shattered Realm...

The Druid Cycle setting is a place for stately high-fantasy storytelling, with narratives drawn from classic myths and works of epic poetry. It's a stark contrast from the anything-goes genre mashup of my Shattered Realm campaigns. To wit, I'll share a couple of pics from this past weekend's climactic battle. First up, here's a purple worm (deployed by the heroes as a living weapon against their foes) munching on an android trooper. Before the end of the battle, the worm had devoured three such androids along with a smallish dragon.

In the next photo, we have a silver dragon harassing a tank, while Garm -- the elephant-sized lord of all dire wolves -- ambushes the dragon from the rear to save the human soldiers trapped inside the vehicle.

Although many human and monstrous lives were lost, the allied army defeated the invading force of robots and undead. As it turned out, however, the attack was a only a ruse, and the true threat is about to manifest...

Battlefield

Our science-fantasy Shattered Realm campaign, set in the distant future of this setting, has been building up to an epic showdown. On one side, we have an alliance of human colonists, goblinoid legions, and various allied monsters (including an enormous dire wolf and a purple worm!); on the other, a merciless cadre of androids, undead, and a pair of young dragons. 

Here are a few shots of the battlefield before we began...

We've got human tanks and hobgoblin trebuchets firing side by side at strafing dragons, while a pike hedge advances ploddingly toward a line of robots with laser rifles. It's been a crazy battle so far, and we're nowhere near being finished. The purple worm just tunneled underneath the battlefield and emerged behind enemy lines, however, so things are about to get really interesting...

Deja Vu All Over Again

Are we going to see a first-year team make a historic playoff run, like the real-life Vegas Golden Knights in their inaugural season? It's still way too early to get excited, but the expansion Millionaires have hit the one-quarter mark of Season 4 in sole possession of first place! 

How are they doing it? The Millies are averaging 3.75 goals per game (first in the league) while allowing just 2.75 (second). Their penalty killing unit is ranked first, although their power play is fourth out of the five teams. That's just about the only blemish. Individually, our newest franchise boasts a balanced attack led by Harry Watson (3 G, 3 A), Jimmy Gardner (3 G, 2 A), and Barney Stanley (2 G, 3 A), but every single skating player has at least two points. Remarkable! They also boast four of the league's top ten players in plus/minus (Joe Hall, Harry Watson, Fred Whitcroft, and Rusty Crawford all at +3). Goaltending, too, has been a major strength. Hugh Lehman is making a strong case not only for Rookie of the Year, but also Goaltender MVP; he's currently second among netminders in GAA (2.75) and tied for first in save percentage (.904) with the Thistles' Riley Hern, last year's Goaltender MVP. 

Bring on the next quarter! If the Millies are in first place then, at the season's halfway point, then it might be time to start taking these upstarts seriously!