Welcome to the Front Porch Gaming Guild, an informal role-playing game club that was founded on the Suttons' front porch in Horseheads, New York, in the summer of 1988. Today, the Front Porch players live all across America.
Virtual Front Porch Pages
Thursday, July 27, 2023
Round 1 Recap
Wednesday, July 26, 2023
Retail Therapy
Saturday, July 22, 2023
Sheer Dominance
Monday, July 17, 2023
Playoff Preview
Wait, the Vics finished in first place?! Shocker! Once again, the league's most successful franchise cakewalked through the regular season, pacing the circuit in goals per game (3.25), goals against per game (2.25), and goal differential (+20). Led by Forward MVP candidate Hobey Baker, this team was dominant at five-on-five hockey, but special teams could be their undoing in the postseason: they were middle-of-the-pack in penalty killing and dead last in power play. The Vics will take on the Bulldogs, the team that dethroned them in the Creighton Cup Finals last year. The Dogs finished with a +1 differential despite being the only playoff team to have a sub-.500 record (6-7-7). They were carried by the dominant top line of Bruce Stuart, Gord Roberts, and Tommy Dunderdale, as well as Defenseman MVP frontrunner Si Griffis.
The Thistles missed the playoffs last year but turned things around here in Season 9. I suspect some of their success was the result of luck, however, as their gaudy 8-4-8 record is undercut by a middling +1 goal differential. But with the league's best power play and legions of attacking forwards (including star rookie Didier Pitre), the Thistles can run and gun with anybody. They'll need to be at their best to defeat the Comets, who came on strong as the league's hottest team in the second half. The turning point for the Comets was bringing back former franchise icon Billy Gilmour, who played at an MVP pace once he cracked the lineup midway through the year.
Thursday, July 13, 2023
900
Tuesday, July 11, 2023
A New Millennium
Saturday, July 1, 2023
Milestones
Thursday, June 29, 2023
Perfection!
Wednesday, June 28, 2023
Done!
Saturday, June 24, 2023
Friday, June 16, 2023
Better Late Than Never
Thursday, June 15, 2023
Owlbear...Beard Oil?
Wednesday, June 14, 2023
Cup Champs!
Friday, June 2, 2023
A (Sort Of) Dream Final
Sunday, May 28, 2023
A Year Already?
Friday, May 26, 2023
Middle of the Second Period
Monday, May 22, 2023
Raiders Rule!
Wednesday, May 10, 2023
Which Team Reigns Supreme?
|
Team |
Sport |
Titles |
Team Seasons |
League Seasons |
|
Haymakers |
Baseball |
5 |
9 |
9 |
|
Victorias |
Hockey |
4 |
8 |
8 |
|
Reavers |
Football |
2 |
3 |
3 |
|
Bulldogs |
Hockey |
2 |
8 |
8 |
|
Blue Legs |
Baseball |
2 |
9 |
9 |
|
Giants |
Football |
1 |
3 |
3 |
|
Millionaires |
Hockey |
1 |
5 |
8 |
|
Resolutes |
Baseball |
1 |
5 |
9 |
|
Comets |
Hockey |
1 |
8 |
8 |
|
Canaries |
Baseball |
1 |
9 |
9 |
|
Champions |
Football |
0 |
1 |
3 |
|
Grasshuggers |
Football |
0 |
2 |
3 |
|
Bearcats |
Hockey |
0 |
2 |
8 |
|
Avengers |
Football |
0 |
3 |
3 |
|
Thistles |
Hockey |
0 |
8 |
8 |
Where we have ties -- for example, with all the teams that each have won a single championship -- the tiebreaker is a lower number of team seasons. A team that has achieved a certain level of success in fewer seasons is more dominant than one that had more opportunities to do so but failed.
Monday, May 8, 2023
"Set Condition 1 throughout the ship! Launch the alert fighters!"
It's been a pleasure to revisit this top-notch program, and as soon as I saw the boys starting to design Vipers and Raiders in their 3D-modeling software, I figured it was time to check out the BSG gaming scene. I recalled a semi-cooperative game in which players try to figure out who among them are secretly Cylons (Battlestar Galactica: The Board Game), but I lamented that there was never any sort of miniatures-based game along the lines of Star Wars X-Wing. That would've been super cool! So I ran a quick search to see if I could track down a copy of the aforementioned board game, when I suddenly realized that, yes, Virginia, there is a Battlestar Galactica miniatures game! And it looks frakkin' awesome! Battlestar Galactica: Starship Battles seems to have come and gone without my notice and is no longer being manufactured. Fortunately, there are still plenty of copies of the core set and the various ship expansions floating around. Can't wait to check it out!
Saturday, May 6, 2023
Thursday, April 20, 2023
Hockey Season 9 Preview
Dungeons Pop -- Final Two Weeks
Tuesday, April 18, 2023
Season 9 Awards
Sunday, April 16, 2023
Season 9 Championship
Wednesday, April 12, 2023
Birds Taking Flight
Dungeons Pop
In my never-ending search for RPG and wargaming terrain, I love the idea of using 3D terrain, but there are a lot of complicating factors -- cost, storage space, time and effort for painting, etc. -- that make it tough to implement 3D on a large scale. To date, I haven't found a great solution that addresses all of those considerations...until, maybe, now? There's a new Kickstarter called Dungeons Pop, and it offers full-color 3D terrain at an affordable price and requiring very little storage space. How do they pull it off? Well, it's basically like a pop-up book! I'm backing this project not only to get the products shown on the page, but in the hope that the creators eventually branch out into other genres, like sci-fi and modern urban settings. Keep an eye on these folks!
Monday, April 3, 2023
It Was Okay!
Friday, March 31, 2023
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Thursday, March 30, 2023
Opening Day (The Real One)
Saturday, March 18, 2023
Middle of the Fifth!
Friday, March 17, 2023
Tuesday, March 14, 2023
The Walking Dead RPG
Wednesday, March 1, 2023
Opening Day
Hey Look, a Dungeons & Dragons Toy...
About the only thing keeping me from sinking hundreds of dollars into this line is that the figures are six-inch scale and I have nothing else that big.
Sunday, February 26, 2023
Reavers Repeat!
Saturday, February 25, 2023
Undead Turned
Friday, February 24, 2023
Thursday, February 23, 2023
Let's Get a Pet!
Thursday, February 16, 2023
Spoiler Alert!
Wednesday, February 15, 2023
Home Field Advantage
Monday, February 13, 2023
Return to IWD
Friday, February 3, 2023
Halftime!
Tuesday, January 24, 2023
Dear Diary...
Friday, January 20, 2023
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAAAAAL?!?!?
Wednesday, January 18, 2023
Season 8 Awards
Scoring Champion: Cyclone Taylor, D, Victorias
Taylor set a single-season record with 41 points (12 goals, 29 assists) and beat runner-up Frank McGee by eight points to claim yet another scoring title. There's just no stopping the greatest player in league history.
McGee, the league's all-time leader in goals scored, broke Newsy Lalonde's record of 19 goals in a season (set just last year) with 21. The one-eyed wonder had 33 total points to lead all forwards, although Lalonde was right behind him with 31 and had a much better plus-minus (+9 vs. McGee's -5). I really agonized over which star should get this trophy, but at the end of the day, a forward's job is to score goals, and this year McGee bested Lalonde in that category 21 to 14. McGee now has three Forward MVPs, moving him into a tie with the Bulldogs' Gord Roberts for the most of any forward.
Monday, January 16, 2023
Victorias Dethroned!
Friday, January 13, 2023
Cup Finals!
OGL Update
Friday, January 6, 2023
Near Year, New Games!
Sunday, January 1, 2023
Happy New Year!
Wednesday, December 28, 2022
Playoff Preview
Tuesday, December 27, 2022
Conquest of Nerath
Sunday, December 25, 2022
Record Setters
Always a bridesmaid! Star forward Newsy Lalonde of the Victorias has just completed his third season of play, and, for the third year in a row, he's likely to finish runner-up in the Forward MVP race. Back in Season 6, his first campaign, he established rookie records of 12 goals 25 points and finished runner-up to 18-goal-scorer Gord Roberts for Forward MVP. Last year, Lalonde set single-season records of 19 goals and 37 points, and yet still lost the MVP trophy to Comets forward Blair Russell, who had 17 goals and 31 points but dominated at both ends of the ice as an elite defensive forward (his +12 was tops among all forwards) as well as an offensive threat. This year, Lalonde has continued to excel with 14 goals and 31 points, but once again he's been overshadowed. Frank McGee eclipsed Lalonde's goal-scoring record with a stunning 21, while Lalonde's teammate Cyclone Taylor racked up a new single-season mark of 41 points. And what's more, Lalonde lost one of his rookie records, as well, when Bearcats freshman Joe Malone tallied 14 goals. I guess Lalonde will just need to find solace in his Season 6 Rookie of the Year award, his Season 7 Scoring Title, his Season 7 Playoff MVP trophy, and the back-to-back Creighton Cups that the Vics won in his first two years -- and, when it's all said and done, a third straight title this year?
