Virtual Front Porch Pages

Friday, September 20, 2019

Hockey Hypocrisy

So, after railing against the Strat-O-Matic Hockey game a few months ago, I decided to order the game after all. The lure of creating a historical (pre-NHL) league -- akin to my nineteenth-century baseball league -- was just too strong. I don't even have the game in hand, and I've already set up a spreadsheet for tracking individual and league stats...

Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Halfway Point

We've hit the halfway point of my second season of nineteenth-century Strat-O-Matic baseball action. The Haymakers are way out in front with a record of 7-3 and a +8 run differential. The Blue Legs and Canaries are tied at 4-6, but while the Birds have a solid +3 differential, the Legs are sporting a woeful -11. The MVP race, meanwhile, is wide open. Last year, King Kelly dominated the league from start to finish, but this time around there are several in the running -- Dan Brouthers and Sam Crawford of the Blue Legs, Hugh Duffy and Ed Delahanty of the Canaries, and Jesse Burkett of the Haymakers. There's still a lot of baseball to played, however, so we'll see what happens in the second half!

Monday, September 16, 2019

Rube vs. Rube

It happened! In the latter stages of a wild, sloppy, 10-inning game, Rube Foster and Rube Waddell found themselves as opposing pitchers. Each faced the other once as a hitter, as well, and in both cases Rube grounded out weakly against Rube. In the end, Waddell's Haymakers hung on for the win to remain in first place as we near the halway point of the regular season.

Sunday, September 15, 2019

Santorini

Nathaniel and I were killing time before Matthew's swim meet and found Santorini on sale at Walmart for only 17 bucks. We opened it up after the meet and played through the basic version of the game (without the Greek gods who have powers that impact workers' movement or building). Here's a snapshot of the city we ended up with...


Nathaniel was the winner of our first game, as should be clear from this photo.


The coolest moment was when Nathaniel trapped one of Matthew's workers in the corner and effectively removed that worker from the game!


Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Is This League Big Enough for Two Rubes?

Rube Waddell, meet Rube Foster.

With only 14 nineteenth-century pitchers in my (well, technically, Nathaniel's) Strat-O-Matic Hall of Fame set, one of the three teams in my old-timey league (the Haymakers) has had no choice but to get by with only four pitchers. Yesterday I was scouring some Negro Leagues data to see if any of those pitchers might have been active during the timeframe that I use as my eligibility requirement. After doing a bit of digging into who played in what league and when, I feel confident that Rube Foster fits the bill. Now this league has two players -- both pitchers, no less -- nicknamed "Rube".

The last-place Canaries got the first opportunity to sign this new player, but to do so they had to release a pitcher to get back down to five. Struggling starter Mickey Welch drew the short straw. Welch promptly re-signed with his old team, the Haymakers, who then traded spare starter Old Hoss Radbourn to the Blue Legs for hard-throwing but erratic reliever Amos Rusie. Now all three teams have five pitchers apiece, and I look forward to first time the two Rubes face each other!

Monday, September 9, 2019

Haymakers Making Hay

After a crushing loss in their first game of the season, the Haymakers have won three in a row and sit atop the standings of my little three-team league. The defending champion Blue Legs are treading water at 2-2, having scored the most runs in the league but having allowed the most as well. The Canaries are 1-3, with good pitching and mediocre hitting -- the same story as last season.

Friday, September 6, 2019

Play Ball!

Yesterday I started the second season of my nineteenth-century Strat-O-Matic baseball league. Opening Day featured a rematch of last season's finals, with the champion Blue Legs hosting the Haymakers. The Haymakers put men on base throughout the game, but Legs starter John Clarkson wriggled out of every jam, giving up a single unearned run in a complete-game effort. The Legs roughed up Haymaker hurlers Cy Young and Old Hoss Radbourn, with Sam Crawford's three-run homer the decisive blow in a 6-1 victory. Next up, the Blue Legs face Honus Wagner and the Canaries tonight!

Thursday, August 29, 2019

Watch the Skies!

There's a new website for Aeronautica Imperialis. Between this game and the upcoming release of the Adepta Sororitas army, it seems that Games Workshop is going to be getting a lot of my money this fall!

Monday, August 26, 2019

More News on Aeronautica Imperialis

Click here for the latest details on Aeronautica Imperialis, the upcoming aerial combat miniatures game set in the Warhammer 40k universe.

Saturday, August 24, 2019

And the winner is...Tennis?!

Of the 20 Atari games that came preloaded on our mini-console, I'm suprised to report that RealSports Tennis holds up the best. Even 35 years after it first came out, it's simple, elegant, and fun!

Thursday, August 22, 2019

Feuding Dragons

So the XFL is coming back (let's go, Guardians!) and D&D is playfully going after the newly-minted Seattle Dragons. Given the XFL's track record, however, I'm betting on D&D to be the last dragon standing in Seattle...

Free RPG Day News

It feels like kind of a slow time for RPG news (I haven't mentioned an upcoming D&D sourcebook featuring a setting I don't like, but I'll definitely end up buying the book for the official artificer class), so I'm scraping around for any interesting tidbits. Here's an interview with the new owner of Free RPG Day. The fact that Free RPG Day has an owner was news to me, but the really cool part is that the new ownership group includes Millennium Games -- hands-down the best game store in the entire world!

Monday, August 19, 2019

Retro Fun

With the new Atari VCS coming in early 2020, I thought it might be fun to introduce the boys to the wonderful world of Atari gaming, so I picked up one of those cheapo mini-consoles that comes pre-loaded with Atari 2600 games. Nathaniel really digs the retro vibe, but I don't think Matthew can get past the forty-year-old graphics and sound. For my part, I've enjoyed revisiting old favorites like Adventure and Asteroids, hidden gems like Crystal Castles and Gravitar, and a few I'd never even heard of, like Secret Quest and Double Dunk. We'll definitely need to poke around online for the manuals, however, as it's not really obvious how to play some of these games; I mean, the original 2600 controllers had only one button, but the controller that came with our mini-console has nine!

Saturday, August 3, 2019

Atari Art

I'm back in good old WNY for some time off, and it's been a bit of an artsy-fartsy visit thus far. I enjoyed seeing the Rembrandt, the two Monet pieces, and many other great works at Rochester's Memorial Art Gallery, and now I'm working my way through Art of Atari, a fascinating visual history of the pioneering video game company. I'd highly recommend it for any fellow Gen-Xers who grew up on the 2600!


Thursday, August 1, 2019

Aeronautica Imperialis

So, yeah, Games Workshop just found another way to get my money. Check this out -- it's like X-Wing, but set in the 40k universe!


Sunday, July 21, 2019

Eagles Take Flight

The upstart Elmira Eagles have won the Stanley Cup -- well, in our Xbox game, anyway! After dropping the first game of the Cup Finals to the Vegas Golden Knights in an overtime heartbreaker, we reeled off four straight wins. The last game featured an amazing comeback in which we found ourselves in a two-goal hole just moments into the game, only to rally for the victory. In one frantic sequence midway through the game, the Nathaniel character (our goalie) made three spectacular point-blank saves on Vegas's top scorer to preserve our narrow lead. When the game ended, Matthew's character took the Conn Smythe trophy for playoff MVP after leading the league in scoring and penalty minutes!

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Warhammer on TV!

Emperor be praised! Looks like there's going to be a 40k TV series (separate from the Angels of Death animated series). Click here for all the details!

Monday, July 15, 2019

Revisiting Historical Hockey

I have to admit that the Strat-O-Matic hockey game system left me cold -- and not in a good, hockey rink sort of way. I didn't think I'd have another opportunity to explore historical hockey gaming, but now that the boys and I are chugging through a playoff series on our Xbox with a fake team populated by current family members and long-dead Sutton ancestors, I'm wondering if I might be able to scratch my historical itch using the Xbox instead. Creating an entire league of old-timey teams seems like more effort than I want to expend, but I could certainly create one team of pre-NHL stars (Cyclone Taylor, Hobey Baker, and the like) and pit them against the players of today. I'll have to think more about that -- but in the meantime, the boys and I have a Cup to win!

Saturday, July 13, 2019

Halfway to the Cup!

Our Xbox NHL team from little ol' Elmira has breezed through the first two rounds of playoffs, sweeping Philadelphia and then Washington. Now we're up against the Tampa Bay Lighting for the right to face either the Vegas Golden Knights (let's go, Knights!!!) or the Calgary Flames for the Stanley Cup. Matthew, our top center, leads the team and the league in goals and points, while I'm leading in plus/minus and hits, as befits my role as the team's bruising defenseman. Nathaniel is our goalie, but because the goalie controls are insanely difficult, we're leaving those duties to the CPU and Nathaniel is playing as other family members instead, primarily my brother-in-law. It's taken a bit of finagling, but all of our relatives have scored at least one goal except for family patriarch Richard Sutton -- in his defense, he's also 217 years old!

Sunday, July 7, 2019

Family Hockey

I've taken a few days off of work, and between random day trips around the Sierras (among other things, we attended a rodeo and the boys panned for gold), we've been catching up on a seldom-seen corner of the Shattered Realm campaign world -- seventeenth-century historical fantasy. This swashbuckling adventure has put us behind yet again in our sci-fi setting, but I think it's a fun change of pace. Even that, however, has been put on the back burner as we've jumped headlong into a massive Xbox endeavor in NHL 19. We've created an entirely new NHL franchise for my hometown of Elmira, New York -- complete with team name, logos, color scheme, mascot, and all that good stuff. I've tried to honor Elmira's long sporting heritage with everything we're doing, but the players on the team are fictional; or, rather, they're real people but folks who will never play in the NHL -- namely, the boys, myself, and other relatives, including my new four-day-old nephew and an ancestor who's been dead for over a century! Matthew and Nathaniel are having a blast playing as themselves against NHL stars, and as soon as we master the game controls, we're sending our Elmira Eagles into the Stanley Cup playoffs!