Virtual Front Porch Pages

Saturday, September 27, 2025

Cypher Is Backed!

The new edition of the Cypher System -- now just "Cypher" -- racked up over ten times its funding goal. Can't wait to see the finished products in 2026!

Friday, September 26, 2025

Last Day

It's the last day of the crowdfunding campaign for the new edition of the Cypher System. The link to the campaign is here.

Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Heroes of the Borderlands

A new D&D starter set is out today!

Friday, September 12, 2025

Spinal Tap 2

This has nothing to do with gaming, but how cool is it that Spinal Tap returns to the big screen after over four decades! Spinal Tap II: The End Continues debuts today!

Wednesday, September 3, 2025

UPDATE

Okay, so the latest stretch goal for the Cypher campaign is a GM Screen!

Tuesday, August 26, 2025

Why No GM Screen?

I've backed the crowdfunding campaign for the new edition of the Cypher System, needless to say, and ended up splurging a bit. But as I was looking down the long list of items I'll receive, I was a bit miffed at first that there was no GM screen. And then -- duh! -- I realized why. IYKYK.

Cypher Campaign Underway!

The campaign for the new edition of the Cypher System is now live! Click here to check it out. I got an email saying the game was fully funded before I even learned that it had gone live!

Thursday, August 21, 2025

Cypher Preview

The funding campaign for the new edition of Cypher System will begin soon. In the meantime, you can click here for a preview of the updates!

Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Random Retro-Gaming Thought

We'll never get old-school D&D games on Evercade because of the licensing costs -- but why not games from The Bard's Tale franchise? Make it happen, guys!

Monday, August 11, 2025

Breaking: Cats and Dogs Pull Trigger on Blockbuster Deal

It's the offseason for my historical Strat-O-Matic hockey league, but there's still plenty of action! Almost every team is wheeling and dealing, and the granddaddy of all deals is an absolute blockbuster between the Bearcats and the Bulldogs:

Bulldogs get:
  • Hap Holmes (G)
  • Joe Hall (D)
  • Fred "Steamer" Maxwell (LW)
Bearcats get:
  • Bruce Stuart (C)
  • Frank Patrick (D)
  • Riley Hern (G)
I'd have to say it's the most impactful trade in the history of this league. No other deal -- not even the one that brought Tommy Dunderdale to the Dogs all those years ago -- had such potential to reshape the entire league. How did we get here? 

The short version is that it's a trade of Holmes for Stuart. In Season 11, the Dogs were revitalized by the emergence of rookie center Jack Adams and they wanted to build around him. Goaltending has been a problem for this team, even when Hern came in midway through the season and carried the Dogs to the playoffs. Trading for Holmes gives the Dogs a young goaltender with an incredibly high ceiling, a guy who has already won two Goaltender MVP trophies in just five seasons of play. Even after a down year, Holmes has the second-best save percentage in league history (.922), leaps and bounds better than the other goalies in the Bulldogs organization (Hern with a career .904 and Paddy Moran with a career .902). The Cats, meanwhile, get a true number-one center in Bruce Stuart; BruStu is fifth all-time in goals (90) and fourth all-time in points (223). He will allow the team to maximize the effectiveness of superstar left winger Joe Malone, who has never had such a talented linemate. With Stuart feeding him passes, Malone might well take the next step to become the top forward in the game, and Stuart will rack up so many assists that he might finally win a scoring title. Season 12 can't get here soon enough!

Friday, August 8, 2025

Design Diary

Monte Cook is sharing an ongoing Design Diary as he and his team develop the new edition of the Cypher System. Articles can be found here.

Thursday, July 31, 2025

New Edition

Not sure how I feel about this! The Cypher System is getting a new edition in 2026. Just when I was getting into a groove with the current rules...

Wednesday, July 23, 2025

More MM Thoughts

I'm about two-thirds of the way through the new Monster Manual. The more I read, the less I like! Here are some random observations...
  • The organization is weird. All subtypes of mephit are listed under the main entry "Mephit," but most dragons, giants, and other creatures with variants are alphabetized by subtype (e.g., you find black dragons under "B", hill giants under "H", etc.).
  • Lots of foes now inflict multiple damage types on a hit, with poison being the most common (huzzah for dwarf characters!). All hobgoblins, for example, now inflict poison damage on their attacks. It's rarely clear why, however, creatures are now inflicting these additional damage types. 
  • Lots of creatures and NPCs now have a generic at-will attack (often a multiattack) that's identical for both melee and ranged. This approach is used for spellcasters, too, where it makes these characters seem bland and flavorless. In "classic" 5e, spellcaster stat blocks included complete spell lists, but now the design seems to drive DMs to spam these generic melee/ranged attacks rather make tactical use of the spells listed on the stat block. I guess it's easier for DMs to run encounters this way, but it feels kind of boring. There are still spells identified as once- or twice-per-day options, but no longer are there formal spell lists broken out by level. 

Friday, July 18, 2025

Mighty Crabjoys

Side-note: There's a ton of merch for Superman on the DC website, but why can't I buy a Mighty Crabjoys t-shirt?!

Look Up

So I ended up getting the chance to see Superman after all -- and it was pretty great! I really enjoyed it, but it definitely felt like an MCU movie from ten years ago. I still prefer the Snyderverse in all its epic, imperfect grandeur. 

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

I'm Prone to Exaggeration

I finally got around to buying the new Monster Manual and it seems...fine, I guess. Why is it, however, that just about every monster imposes the Prone condition when it hits?

Friday, July 11, 2025

Superman

An exciting new era begins today for DC films. Superman is here! Boy Scout stuff will most likely prevent me from seeing it in the theaters, but I'm there in spirit!

Saturday, July 5, 2025

Gamebreaker

The Vanguard Saga campaign is moving slowly, but at least it's moving! I'm really satisfied with how the party has turned out. Amy, Matthew, and Nathaniel all ended up creating characters that feel true to this setting and are worthy successors to the original heroes whose epic stories were depicted with 3.75" action figures in my parents' basement when I was in elementary school. 

I'm also pleased with my choice of the Cypher System as the common ruleset for this and any other Front Porch Multiverse campaign. For Tim W's email-based Vanguard Saga adventure, and for any narrative-centric games, the Cypher System is exactly what we need. But...how do the rules stack up against a fourteen-year-old math whiz with a keen understanding of game design? As it turns out, not so well! Sorry, Monte, Nathaniel has broken your combat system. Just as he did with the far-less-sophisticated TinyD6 system, Nathaniel figured out how to create characters that are, for all intents and purposes, invincible against conventional attacks from foes that would be of an appropriate level for the party. The bad guys (and the gamemaster) are now going to need to get a lot more creative...

Saturday, June 28, 2025

Grand Champion

Bragging rights! I am the first NBA Hangtime Grand Champion of our household! My Stockton-esque custom character Ace has defeated all 29 teams!

Monday, June 23, 2025

Better Late Than Never!

It's been years, but Dungeons Pop has finally delivered! This long-awaited Kickstarter arrived today, and I'm stoked to have this incredibly cool pop-up 3D terrain for use in fantasy campaigns. Here are two of the larger maps...



Each lies perfectly flat when folded up, but unfolds when you open it to display a flavorful adventure site. Nathaniel and I are already talking about how we can weave all the sites together into a campaign. 

The set also includes a couple of blank maps to be used with the dozen or so Mini Pops -- smaller pop-up terrain pieces that stay open thanks to clear plastic sleeves attached to the bottom. Below are two Mini Pops on one of the generic maps.


Great stuff! Well, kids, Merry Christmas from 2023!