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Virtual Front Porch Pages
Saturday, September 18, 2021
Season 6 Championship, Game 1
Friday, September 17, 2021
Season 6 Creighton Cup Preview
- Blue Legs: This deep, balanced lineup scored at a league-high rate of 4.29 runs per game. Slugging first baseman Dan Brouthers had a great (but injury-marred) season and could be a difference-maker in this series. He's flanked in the batting order by fellow stars Nap Lajoie and King Kelly.
- Resolutes: At 3.21 runs per game, the Resolutes not only had the worst offense in the league this year, it was among the lowest scoring rates in league history. On a not-unrelated note, the Resolutes hit a league-low four home runs as a team; Brouthers alone had three for the Legs. Fred Clarke is the most likely Resolute to put up big offensive numbers, but I'm also keeping an eye on super-sub Jim O'Rourke, who's been swinging a hot bat this year in limited playing time.
- Advantage: Blue Legs
- Blue Legs: The Legs have never been known as a great defensive team, but somehow they managed to rank as the second-best on defense after the sure-handed Canaries. Hughie Jennings ranked as the league's top defensive shortstop this season, and catcher King Kelly turned in an uncharacteristically strong performance.
- Resolutes: Technically, the Resolutes were right behind the Blue Legs as the third-best defensive team, but the gap between the two was significant. Their problems were entirely in the infield, as their three everyday outfielders (Pete Hill, Fred Clarke, and Elmer Flick) all played flawlessly.
- Advantage: Blue Legs
- Blue Legs: The team allowed 3.88 runs per game, which is a so-so mark for this league. It would have been a lot worse without Old Hoss Radbourn, who went 7-2 with a league-best 2.42 ERA. Radbourn is a true ace, and he's backed up by a solid #2 in Pud Galvin, himself a former Playoff MVP winner.
- Resolutes: The 3.08 runs per game that the Resolutes allowed this year is the second-best full-season total in league history. Credit goes to starters John Clarkson and Christy Mathewson, who are both adept at flummoxing opposing batters with the sharp movement on their pitches. Sophomore reliever Clark Griffith and veteran closer Joe McGinnity round out a top-notch staff.
- Advantage: Resolutes
D&D Is for Nerds
Thursday, September 16, 2021
A New King Is Crowned
Tuesday, September 14, 2021
Defense Matters
Saturday, September 4, 2021
Hammer Time!
Monday, August 23, 2021
Into the Fortress!
Friday, August 20, 2021
808 Storylines
Wednesday, August 18, 2021
Malaise
Saturday, August 14, 2021
Wednesday, August 11, 2021
Sunday, August 1, 2021
Gargoyles Awakening
Tuesday, July 27, 2021
McCarthy Madness
Monday, July 26, 2021
Druid Cycle Matrix
Monday, July 19, 2021
Playoff Heroes & Zeroes
- Frank Rankin: This three-time Creighton Cup champion now ranks second in career playoff goals and points, and he's first in career playoff games played. Although he's had more opportunities to compile playoff stats than any other player, Rankin has definitely turned it up a notch in these high-leverage games; he's posted 0.64 goals per game and 1.14 points per game in playoff action, compared to 0.37 goals per game and 0.87 points per game during the regular season.
- Mike Grant: Small sample size alert! Grant has played only six postseason games, but he's absolutely dominated during those contests, such that he sits third all-time in playoff goals and points. The guy is rocking out at 1.0 goals per game (vs. 0.31 in the regular season) and 2.17 points per game (vs. 1.19 in the regular season). Those numbers are on par with the regular-season and playoff scoring pace of Cyclone Taylor, the league's best player.
- George Richardson: It pains me to write this passage, because Richardson is a quiet star in this league (and, in real life, a war hero who died in battle in World War I). In the playoffs, however, this steady point producer has struggled. Despite 0.47 goals per game and 1.03 points per game in regular-season play, he's produced just 0.13 goals per game and 0.38 points per game in the playoffs.
- Riley Hern: The award for worst playoff performer ever goes to star goalie Riley Hern. He's second all-time in regular-season wins and has put up great stats (.908 save percentage, 2.93 goals-against average), but in the playoffs he really stinks up the joint (.873 save percentage, 3.78 goals-against average). His record of one win against eight losses only adds to the ignominy; in fact, Hern all by himself has racked up 47% of all playoff losses in league history!
Friday, July 16, 2021
Opening Day(s)
Thursday, July 15, 2021
Is It Baseball Time Already?!
Monday, July 12, 2021
All Is Forgiven...For Now!
Sunday, July 11, 2021
The Isles Win It All!
TPKs are Not Fun
Friday, July 9, 2021
Sigmar, Smite This Starter Set!
Tuesday, July 6, 2021
Soulbound
Thursday, July 1, 2021
Season 5 Awards
Monday, June 28, 2021
Creighton Cup Finals, Game 4
Sunday, June 27, 2021
Creighton Cup Finals, Game 3
Saturday, June 26, 2021
Creighton Cup Finals, Game 2
Friday, June 25, 2021
Creighton Cup Finals, Game 1
Thursday, June 24, 2021
Creighton Cup Finals Preview
- Millionaires: This crew contributed to a league-leading 3.13 goals per game, with MVP frontrunner Barney Stanley leading the league with 13 and Harry Watson chipping in a career-best eight. Stanley (+14), Watson (+11), and Harry Westwick (+11) paced the league in plus/minus, a testament to their excellent five-on-five play. The lingering injury to Westwick, however, robs this unit of an elite player for at least the first game of the series.
- Thistles: The Thistles' 3.00 goals per game ranked second in the league. Top center Dan Bain led the way with 11 tallies, and he's flanked on a potent first line by Alf Smith (9) and captain Tommy Phillips (7). The Thistles need more goals from supporting players like Tommy Smith (4) and Fred Whitcroft (3).
- Advantage: Even
- Millionaires: Graham Drinkwater (5 G, 11 A, +5) earned a nomination for Defenseman MVP, but will likely finish third behind Cyclone Taylor and Hod Stuart. Captain Art Farrell was injured for a quarter of the season but, impressively, still managed to notch a half-dozen goals.
- Thistles: Their top three defensemen have been together since the first game of Season 1 and truly represent the heart and soul of this team. Hod Stuart had a monster season, his 24 points placing him fourth overall in the scoring race. Moose Johnson (+8) and Dickie Boon (+5) were among the league's best in plus/minus.
- Advantage: Thistles
- Millionaires: Second-year netminder Hugh Lehman was second in Goals-Against Average (2.75) and third in Save Percentage (.906). He's not going to steal any games, but he's turning out to be a very solid goaltender.
- Thistles: Riley Hern posted 2.63 and .914 in the aforementioned stats, ranking first in the league in both. He's the hands-down favorite to win Goaltender MVP this year.
- Advantage: Thistles
- Millionaires: Their power play was third in the league (17.65%), and their penalty kill climbed steadily over the course of the season to finish first (83.64%).
- Thistles: They were second in power play (20.41%), with Bain scoring a single-season record of six power-play goals. While their penalty kill was third (81.36%), they led the league in shorthanded goals.
- Advantage: Even
Wednesday, June 23, 2021
Wild-Card Game
Sunday, June 20, 2021
What a Finish!
Wednesday, June 9, 2021
The Home Stretch!
- Three Tiers: The teams have settled into three distinct tiers, with the Thistles and Millionaires vying for first place and therefore the crucial bye into the Creighton Cup Finals; the Bulldogs and Victorias as deeply flawed teams struggling to snag the third and last playoff spot; and the Comets suffering through a wire-to-wire stint in the basement.
- Photo Finish: Four players are in contention for the scoring title, with Dan Bain (11 G, 11 A), Barney Stanley (11 G, 11 A), Cyclone Taylor (7 G, 15 A), and Hod Stuart (5 G, 16 A) all within a point of each other. One of these four will most almost certainly take home that trophy, and I'd say Bain and Stanley are co-frontrunners for the Forward MVP, while Taylor and Stuart are co-frontrunners for the Defenseman MVP. Multiple trophies up for grabs!
- Record Breakers: The single-season record for points (32), assists (18), and plus/minus (+13) might all be broken this year. (Not surprisingly, we haven't seen a single shutout so far!) On the other end of the spectrum, the record for worst plus/minus (-10) and most penalty minutes (28) might also be set.
- Race to the Bottom: Somebody has to win Rookie of the Year, right? Top contenders Duke Keats (6 G, 4 A, -6) and Frank Foyston (4 G, 7 A, -11) have produced well enough offensively, but they both rank among the league's worst in plus/minus.
Monday, June 7, 2021
Worth the Wait
I've waited over six months for NHL '21 to come down in price so that I could justify purchasing it solely for the copy of NHL '94 that comes bundled with it. Matthew noticed the other day that NHL '21 was on sale for about twenty bucks, so I jumped on it.
This old gem was worth the wait! From the graphics to the music to the sound effects, NHL '94 is just as I remember it from high school. Well, it's not exactly as I remember it, because it's a lot harder to play using the Xbox controllers. Once I get the hang of it, I can't wait to start a playoff and guide my team to the Cup!
Pop quiz: Why do these screenshots feature the New York Rangers and Vancouver Canucks?
Tuesday, June 1, 2021
Cup Preview?
Monday, May 24, 2021
Midseason Report
- Highs:
- Riley Hern (2.75 Goals Against Average, .913 Save Percentage) is the clear frontrunner for Goaltender MVP.
- Top-line center Dan Bain (6 Goals, 8 Assists, 14 Points, +5) is in contention for the scoring title as well as the Forward MVP trophy.
- Hod Stuart (4 G, 10 A, 14 PTS, -1) is in the running for Defenseman MVP.
- Lows:
- Captain and star left wing Tommy Phillips (3 G, 5 A, 8 PTS, +5) has underperformed and is tied for eighteenth in the league in total points.
- Fred Whitcroft is leading the league in penalty minutes (20) and, largely because of him, the Thistles are the league's most-penalized team.
- Highs:
- Their scoring rate of 3.75 goals per game is tied for tops in the league.
- Right wing Barney Stanley (8 G, 9 A, 17 PTS, +10) exploded out of the gate and is tied for the league lead in points. He's also the frontrunner for Forward MVP.
- The Millies are getting career years from veterans Harry Watson, Harry Westwick, and Graham Drinkwater (4 G, 6 A, 10 PTS, +2), the last of whom is a dark-horse candidate for Defenseman MVP.
- Lows:
- Their power play is dead last in the league and their penalty kill is second-to-last.
- The theoretical top line of Duke Keats, Frank Rankin, and Jimmy Gardner has been downright awful -- the league's second-worst line at five-on-five hockey.
- Highs:
- Their scoring rate of 3.75 goals per game is tied for first.
- The Dogs rank first in penalty killing.
- Gord Roberts (7 G, 7 A, 14 PTS, -1) and Tommy Dunderdale (5 G, 8 A, 13 PTS, -1) have shaken off slow starts and are in the running for the scoring title and Forward MVP.
- Supporting players like Tom Hooper, Oliver Seibert, and Scotty Davidson carried the team while the superstars shook off the rust.
- Rookie blueliner Jack Gibson leads all league defensemen in plus/minus (+8).
- Lows:
- The Dogs are giving up a league-worst 3.88 goals per game.
- A good chunk of the blame for the stat referenced above can be tied to goaltender Paddy Moran (3.88 GAA, .880 SP) whose numbers are way down from last year's Playoff MVP performance.
- Last season's Rookie of Year, Jack Laviolette, is a woeful -6 after leading the league in plus/minus as a rookie, and twice so far he's been a healthy scratch.
- Highs:
- Bowse Hutton (2.75 GAA, .908 SP) is in contention for Goaltender MVP.
- Cyclone Taylor (4 G, 13 A, 17 PTS, +4), the most accomplished player in the history of this league, is tied for the lead in points, and (as always) is in the mix for the scoring title as well as the Defenseman MVP.
- Lows:
- Taylor has either scored or assisted on a staggering 81% of his team's goals. The story with the Vics this year is that if Taylor isn't on the ice, the team doesn't score. That's a big problem.
- At 2.63 goals per game, the Vics are tied for the lowest scoring rate.
- Newcomer Ernie Russell is second in the league in penalty minutes and George McNamara is tied for third; for the first time in franchise history, the classy Vics are starting to look like a goon squad.
- Highs:
- Veteran forward George Richardson (5 G, 5 A, 10 PTS, +0) is doing all he can to keep this team afloat.
- Frank Foyston (4 G, 5 A, 9 PTS, -7) leads all rookies in scoring.
- Lows:
- Where to begin? Their scoring rate of 2.63 goals per game is tied for worst in the league.
- The Comets are last in penalty killing at an abysmal 60%.
- Percy LeSueur (3.50 GAA, .876 SP) is suffering through a lousy season in goal.
- Defenseman Jack Marshall is dead last in the league in plus/minus at -9.
- The top unit of Frank McGee, Blair Russell, and Frank Foyston is the league's worst five-on-five line.
Sunday, May 16, 2021
Sunset Mountains
Sunday, May 9, 2021
Down Into the Sewers
Friday, May 7, 2021
Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance
Tuesday, May 4, 2021
Stanley Up
I've now played through a quarter of Season 5, and so far the Millionaires have had the most interesting experience. At 1-1-2, they're right in the middle of the pack, but they're the only team with a positive goal differential (+2).
I was expecting great things from their spiffy new top line of rookie center Duke Keats, veteran trade acquisition Frank Rankin, and incumbent star Jimmy Gardner, but those lads have sputtered out of the gate. Rankin has yet to score, Gardner is nowhere near his Season 4 MVP-caliber pace, and Keats has a measly three points in his inaugural campaign -- and will probably end up with the dubious distinction of becoming the first number-one draft pick who doesn't win Rookie of the Year.
On the other hand, the Millies' second line -- Harry Westwick flanked by Barney Stanley and Harry Watson -- is off to a scorching start. All three are top-five in the league in points, with Stanley leading all players with 5 goals and 6 assists after 4 games. Compare those numbers to last year's totals, when he had 6 goals and 6 assists in a full 16 games! Ironically, Stanley was the last man to make the Millies' opening-day roster, as I had to choose between him and second-year defensive forward Rusty Crawford.
Thanks to this line's heroics, the Millies are scoring 4.5 goals per game (best in the league by an entire goal over the second-place Bulldogs), but on the flip side, they're giving up 4.0 (worst in the league). That goals-against stat is due in large part to goalie Hugh Lehman, whose .861 save percentage is 26 points worse than the next-lowest goaltender. Looking further at the stats, it's interesting that the Millies are also dead last in power play (16.67%) and penalty kill (62.50%). This team would really be in the toilet if not for the stellar five-on-five play of Stanley's line!
Monday, April 26, 2021
Sailing Off Into the Sunset
Our long-running trans-continental Saltmarsh campaign came to an end this past weekend. We'll say farewell to Vlaryn, Moe, Seven, and Ciara, but I'm sure we'll see them again someday! In the meantime, we'll continue to enjoy this amazing illustration of the party that's now framed in our game room!
When one story ends, however, another begins! Right after wrapping up Saltmarsh, we launched into Matt's new superhero campaign!
Friday, April 16, 2021
Tomorrow's Stars
Tuesday, April 13, 2021
Preseason Deal
Friday, April 9, 2021
Season 5 Draft
Thursday, April 1, 2021
Season 5 Awards
Monday, March 29, 2021
Season 5 Championship, Game 4
Saturday, March 27, 2021
Season 5 Championship, Game 3
Thursday, March 25, 2021
Season 5 Championship, Game 2
The Blue Legs came out swinging early and often against Mickey Welch in Game 2. In the top of the first, speedy leadoff man Billy Hamilton singled, stole second, and later scored on a base knock by Big Dan Brouthers. Welch prevented any further damage, but it was clear from the get-go that the Legs were ready to pounce. They nearly scored again in the second when Ned Hanlon -- filling in for the injured Bobby Wallace -- muffed a scorcher from Hughie Jennings. Welch bailed him out, but the episode underscored the vital importance of the Haymakers' shortstop. The Legs did, however, strike again in the fifth when Jimmy Collins doubled to start the inning and scored on Hamilton's single to make it 2-0 in favor of the visitors.
It was all Blue Legs at this point, because Old Hoss Radbourn was absolutely carving up the Haymakers' batsmen. Although regular season and playoff innings don't mix when it comes to setting records, Radbourn had soon surpassed two dozen frames since the last time he had allowed a run. His defining moment came in the bottom of the fifth with the bases loaded and slugging outfielder Jesse Burkett at the dish. Radbourn induced a weak grounder that killed the Haymakers' rally and gave the Legs confidence that they would return home with the series tied at one game apiece.
That confidence was, perhaps, premature. The next inning, with two on and one out, Deacon White singled home Cap Anson to cut the Legs' lead in half. Radbourn had thrown 25 consecutive scoreless innings between the regular season and playoffs -- technically not a record, but a monumental achievement nonetheless. In an interesting twist of fate, it was none other than Deacon White who had snapped John Clarkson's 21-inning regular-season scoreless streak earlier in the year. The next batter, Hanlon, hit a long drive over Sam Crawford's head in center to plate Roger Bresnahan. The score was now tied at 2, but not for long. Bid McPhee singled to bring home White, and in a matter of moments Radbourn had gone from a shutout to a one-run deficit.
In the top of the seventh, Radbourn was lifted for a pinch hitter when the Blue Legs had a runner on third and only one out, but they failed to score. Al Spalding came in to retire the Haymakers in order in the bottom of the frame, and then the Legs got to Welch in the eighth. King Kelly singled to score Nap Lajoie and tie the game at 3. Later in the inning, Collins doubled home two more runs to make it 5-3.
The Haymakers could muster nothing against Spalding, who tossed three scoreless innings to pick up the win. Welch pitched all nine in the loss. Now the scene shifts to the Blue Legs' home turf for Game 3, and this series all tied up!
Tuesday, March 23, 2021
Season 5 Championship, Game 1
Sunday, March 21, 2021
Season 5 Creighton Cup Preview
- Blue Legs: Team captain and second baseman Nap Lajoie was a solid MVP candidate, clubbing three homers (tied with Sam Crawford for the team lead) and generating great production from the three-hole on a team that finished second in the league with 3.67 runs per game. The Legs' lineup is full of high-OBP hitters -- Billy Hamilton, Wee Willie Keeler, and Dan Brouthers, to name a few -- who wear pitchers down by working deep counts.
- Haymakers: At 4.29 runs per game, the Haymakers sported the league's most potent attack; it was a down year for offense, however, and in no other season would 4.29 runs per game have led the league (or even come close). Still, the Haymakers managed to hit 12 home runs, tied for the most by a team in a regular season. Cap Anson hit five of those dingers, which tied the single-season record set last year by George Davis. Anson had a monster campaign and is sure to run away with the Position Player MVP this year. Jesse Burkett hit three bombs of his own, and along with Joe Kelley and Sam Thompson, the Haymakers boast some phenomenal hitters in the top four spots, but it gets thin after that.
- Advantage: Haymakers
- Blue Legs: The Legs were so-so in the field, and like the Haymakers they were far inferior to the Canaries but well ahead of the iron-gloved Resolutes. Third baseman Jimmy Collins had yet another fine season and did not commit a single error, nor did catcher King Kelly, who is known more for his bat than for his glove.
- Haymakers: Anson played error-free ball at first base, and backstop Roger Bresnahan was also perfect in the field. There isn't much else to say about the Haymakers' defense; if they win, it's going to be because of their offense or their pitching.
- Advantage: Tie
- Blue Legs: Prior to the season, the Legs flipped stud infielder George Wright to the Canaries for starter Pud Galvin, the reigning Playoff MVP. With Keefe and Nichols as their big arms, the defending champs didn't see the need to hang on to Galvin. Big mistake! The portly hurler turned in a brilliant season, finishing 5-3 in 11 starts. His 3.34 ERA was fifth in the league and better than both Keefe and Nichols. Galvin anchored the Legs' pitching staff while erstwhile ace Old Hoss Radbourn sorted things out. Radbourn ended up finishing 5-5, winning his last four decisions in a season that culminated in an astounding 18-inning complete-game shutout. Behind their two starters, the Legs have the reliable Al Spalding for long relief and tightrope-walking Vic Willis as their closer.
- Haymakers: When the Haymakers finished the season allowing just 3.04 runs per game -- the best rate in league history by more than half a run -- it certainly wasn't because of their fielding. All the credit goes to the team's pair of aces, Cy Young (7-2, 2.12 ERA) and Mickey Welch (6-3, 2.41 ERA), who finished second and third, respectively, among the league's ERA leaders. Amos Rusie once again handled the closer duties, posting a 1-1 record with five saves in six chances; if not for that one blown save, Rusie would have turned in the finest season by a reliever that we've yet seen. The only weak link here is Jack Chesbro, who failed to capitalize on last season's breakthrough performance.
- Advantage: Haymakers
Wednesday, March 17, 2021
Tuesday, March 16, 2021
Streakin'!
Let's Play Two!
Sunday, March 7, 2021
Oops...He Did It Again!
Monday, March 1, 2021
JOHN F****** CLARKSON!!!
Well, the matchup between Welch and Clarkson turned out to be the game of the year, but not for the reason I suspected. A highly touted pitchers' duel evaporated after just three batters, when Cap Anson homered off of Clarkson to give the Haymakers a 2-0 lead. Another run in the second made it 3-0, and Clarkson was looking shaky.
Welch, meanwhile, was dealing. Through three innings he had allowed only one baserunner, and that man was quickly erased on a double play. It was shaping up to be another superlative performance for a pitcher who was looking more and more likely to win his second straight Pitcher MVP trophy. With two outs in the bottom of the sixth, Welch was hoping for another one-two-three inning, especially considering that fellow hurler Clarkson was up. What did Welch throw to Clarkson? Strat-O-Matic accurately simulates strikeouts, walks, and other outcomes, but it doesn't specify particular types of pitch. I imagine it was a curveball that didn't have quite enough bite, or a changeup that came in slow and fat over the plate. In any case, Clarkson whipped his bat around and connected.
Gone.
For the first time in over four-and-a-half seasons of play -- a total of 158 games, including regular season and playoffs -- a pitcher had hit a home run. Clarkson rounded the bases to the jubilant ovation of Resolutes fans who haven't had a lot to cheer about in their inaugural season. Even Welch must've tipped his cap.
Clarkson didn't allow another run, but Welch didn't either. Amos Rusie, the Haymakers' hard-throwing closer, came on to pitch a scoreless ninth and secured the 3-1 victory. For the Haymakers, it was just another win that continued to increase their enormous lead in the standings. For the Resolutes, it was another chapter in the growing legend of John Clarkson, the heart and soul of this young team.
Marquee Matchup
Can't wait to roll some dice in tonight's Strat-O-Matic extravaganza! The Haymakers are visiting the Resolutes, and it's possibly the best pitching matchup of the season. For the home team, John Clarkson will toe the rubber, looking to improve upon his league-leading 1.75 ERA. His opponent is Mickey Welch, the defending Pitcher MVP, who sports a sterling 1.93 ERA of his own. It seems almost inevitable that one of these men will claim his second Pitcher MVP trophy at the end of the season, and both are within striking distance of the league-record single-season ERA of 1.61, set last year by Welch.




